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Chris Pratt Agrees: Gay Threesome With Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr. Would Be “Super Hot”

chris-pratt-evansGuardians of the Galaxy star Chris Pratt hasn’t read any X-rated fan fiction starring himself, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t enjoy it if he did.

In an interview with Whitney Jefferson of serious news corporation BuzzFeed this week, the recently-buffed 35-year-old hunk revealed that the thought of having a threesome with costars Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. makes him hot:

BuzzFeed: Do you know anything about the fan fiction that is online? Has anyone clued you into this subsection of the fan world?

Pratt: No, should I be scared?

BuzzFeed: No, it’s all complimentary. It’s just people that think you guys are super hot and should be hooking up with each other.

Pratt: Like, me, Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr.? I’ll have to say I agree.”

Too bad Jefferson didn’t take the liberty of printing off some of the steamiest works of art available on Tumblr, as Graham Norton did with fanfic power couple Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy back in May.

By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Aug 5, 2014
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  • 16 Comments
    • litper
      litper

      He’s desperate to get on the c0(k of some old fat straight-worshipping producer for $$$ and promotions.

      Aug 5, 2014 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OrchidIslander
      OrchidIslander

      @litper: @litper: He doesn’t strike me as the desperate kind at all. He seems very relaxed, open-minded and full of fun.

      Litper you remind me of my 6 year old who can be full own contrarian in his never ending quest for attention.

      Aug 5, 2014 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SportGuy
      SportGuy

      Chris Pratt is just an awesome guy. Glad to see men instead of teenage girl wet dreams like daly/efron. Good nature, funny, fit, very handsome. Anna Farris is a very lucky woman, but its cool, because I think she is awesome!

      Aug 5, 2014 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • masc4masc
      masc4masc

      Replace Downey with Patrick Wilson and I’m interested.

      Aug 5, 2014 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • masc4masc
      masc4masc

      @SportGuy: I agree. It’s nice to see Queerty putting some spotlight on a real man instead of teenage girl crushes and men that act like teenage girls.

      Aug 5, 2014 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      @masc4masc, I never thought I’d agree with you on anything. :)

      Aug 5, 2014 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ihadtosayit
      Ihadtosayit

      @masc4masc: YES YES…to Patrick Wilson….

      http://sexypatrickwilson.tumblr.com/archive

      Aug 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SportGuy
      SportGuy

      @Ihadtosayit:

      Yummy, definitely agree with that. Though I would replace Downey with Bear Grylls :D.

      Aug 5, 2014 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonty Coppersmith
      Jonty Coppersmith

      @SportGuy:

      I know he is young, but I think Efron is quite manly actually.

      Aug 5, 2014 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • masc4masc
      masc4masc

      @vive: @Ihadtosayit: http://www.akawilliam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/littlechildrenpwilsondvd2.jpg

      You’re welcome. :P

      Aug 5, 2014 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Saint Law
      Saint Law

      @masc4masc: Oh, girl, could you try any harder?

      Aug 5, 2014 at 8:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone
      enlightenone

      @Jonty Coppersmith: It’s not being young that makes him NOT “manly,” it’s his non-manliness that makes him not manly. To each his own! Since he hasn’t come off as a 5′ of nothing, “straight” that project, perhaps, jumping the bones of a male, maybe this year, Josh Hutcherson, it would just be wishful thinking. But who knows, perhaps he is actually a “straight,” “in love and feel safe for the first time with a man, but still fancy girls,” now he is a “gay” guy!

      Aug 6, 2014 at 2:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jd2222248
      jd2222248

      he seems pretty cool and confident with himself.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 3:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alton
      Alton

      @masc4masc: Replace Downey with Chris Hemsworth, and I’M in. Or Chris Pine. Or both. Chrisorgy.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 6:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      @masc4masc: Nice but, but man is that the definition of a butter face. He looks like a male anorexic.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 7:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • masc4masc
      masc4masc

      @Alton: An “All Chris” orgy…now there’s an idea for SeanCody. I like it. Lol @ agreeing Downey should be replaced.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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