Other things that happened in 2016: Mere days before civilization ended, and the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse galloped into town to reclaim what was rightfully theirs, Donald Trump awkwardly tried to smooch running mate Mike Pence.
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At least, we’re pretty sure that’s what he’s trying to do here. Thoughts?
Overwhelmed by the positive reception to Pence’s speech on Wednesday evening, Trump showed his gratitude by going in for a smooch on the cheek, an action that magically made Pence somehow stiffer and more uptight than usual. Not-so-expertly dodging the imminent peck, he opted instead for a tense handshake and folksy thumbs up. As anyone in their right mind would do.
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The end result, to put it gently, is not pretty.
Watch the cringe-inducing clip below:
dwes09
I assume that the usual suspects will insist this kiss proves without a doubt that Trump is THE gay friendly candidate in this election, the most gay friendly, the most and biggest, the “gays” love him…they do.
Thankfully, we will never get to see his repeatedly promised anti-gay supreme court appointments, which will certainly sadden those usual suspects even more than when Hillary does not invite “millions of radical Muslims in to kill us”.
NH Mike
The ad that precedes the video of Trump and Pence’s awkwardness is even more disgusting than the video of them. Kelly Ayotte is running for reelection for the senate in NH. When she was NH Attorney General, she took time out of her own day to argue in front of the CA Supreme court FOR prop 8. This coming from a “traditional values” woman whose married name is actually Kelly Daley. I guess values only matter when they benefit you, in her case.
GayEGO
I dunno, the picture looks like an image of Trump was pasted to the left of an image of Pence and positioned to make it look like Trump was going to kiss Pence between the eyebrows! :>)
1EqualityUSA
Pence scrubbed his socket so vigorously that his eye brow rubbed off. “More rubbing alcohol! Just pour it into my hands!”