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Christians, Take Heed! Gays Are Demanding “Open Sex” And Threatening Your Businesses!

pat_robertson_earthquake_in_haiti1When we’re not being possessed by “fart demons,” according to pastor Bert Farias, or “freely praying on little children sexually,” according to Michele Bachmann, gay people are demanding sex and threatening Christian’s homes and livelihoods.

At least that’s what dinosaur Pat Robertson says.

The 700 Club host warned viewers viewers that if they’re not careful, gay people will drive them all out of town. But not before insisting they have “open sex.”

“What the gays are saying is, ‘We’re going to drive you out of town. You conform to us or you must leave,’ ” Robertson said.

He continued: “It’s the same message that was put out in Sodom and Gomorroh: ‘You’re either going to have sex with angels or have open sex with anybody or else you leave, or you go out of business.’ ”

Robertson is right about one thing. Publicly proclaiming one’s homophobia can damage their business. Just ask Aaron and Melissa Klein, the Oregon bakers who told two lesbians looking to buy a wedding cake that they were an  “abomination unto the Lord” and had to close up shop after all the bad PR they received.

But as far as his bizarre “open sex” claim, we’re not sure what the hell he’s talking about. Studies have found that engaging in casual sex can actually improve a person’s mental health. If anyone could benefit from some “open sex,” it’s Pat Robertson himself.

See ol’ PatRo spew his nonsense in the clip below.

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Jul 30, 2014
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  • 9 Comments
    • Ron Jackson
      Ron Jackson

      EEWHH! You made me picture old Pat naked having some kind of sex.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 6:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ptn2719
      ptn2719

      “It’s the same message that was put out in Sodom and Gomorroh: ‘You’re either going to have sex with angels or have open sex with anybody or else you leave, or you go out of business.’ ”

      As usual, the right gets it wrong.

      The “sin” of Sodom & Gomorrah was not being welcoming. Illicit sex had nothing to do with it.

      I love how supposed “experts” on the Bible continue to mis-quote and mis-represent it!

      Jul 30, 2014 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blondeboyz
      blondeboyz

      Patty is like the creepy great uncle that you don’t want to invite to Thanksgiving but you have to because he’s family. Then he sits at the table gumming his food and mumbling crazy shit. You just smile and speak loudly “Do you like the peas?”

      Jul 30, 2014 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      Ha. I watched this video a few days ago posted on another site. The comments were overwhelmingly negative to all but the insane Jesus freaks. Now there disabled. Ha. What a surprise.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 8:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mack
      Mack

      Somebody ought to send a letter to Pat and thank him for giving us gays ideas in what to do next.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 8:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jesugonthorn
      Jesugonthorn

      When was the last time god spoke his word directly to someone who didn’t appear to be completely insane?

      Jul 31, 2014 at 1:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bopper1
      Bopper1

      …I thought EVERYBODY wanted “open sex”…jeez…

      Jul 31, 2014 at 2:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      Some people are using the gay rights banner to seek approval for pornography and sexual exploitation of women.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 3:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lykeitiz
      lykeitiz

      ‘We’re going to drive you out of town. You conform to us or you must leave,’

      I think he’s got that backwards. I’ve never heard “the gays” say that. I have heard it in church though.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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