Christina Applegate's Gay Marriage Past
It's Not As Slutty, Slaggy As We Would Have Hoped
 
 

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Christina Applegate may have had a marriage of the lesbianic variety.

The National Enquirer and its crack team of hacks dug up on old Bikini magazine interview in which Applegate – pictured, looking very lipstick – discusses a flippant Las Vegas lesbian wedding.

The National Ledger's Nancy Streets explains:

The article from the Enquirer notes the very odd story that is more strange than scandalous and reports the news that Applegate admitted that she was married to a woman before she made it legal with her ex husband Johnathon Schaech in 2001.

[Applegate] said in an old interview with Bikini magazine that over ten years ago she and her female friend got hitched in Vegas. She claimed that they “took [marriage] very seriously,” but that they did it to prove a point about marriage and that it wasn’t sexual. It couldn’t have been legal, because gay marriage is not legal in Nevada, but it sounds like they had a ceremony, according to the report.

No doubt millions of men and women have fantasized about Applegate being a lesbian throughout the years. Those fantasies just came true and, unfortunately, there aren't even any tits involved. Sad.

 
 
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Comments (4)

No. 1 · matt123

Seems to see her photo on Findbilover.com.

Posted: Nov 13, 2007 at 10:46 pm
No. 2 · SeaFlood

I THOUGHT she had married a woman, thought she was a lesbian, but then it all was covered up and then she had a career again…

Posted: Nov 14, 2007 at 3:24 am
No. 3 · Steve

Um… I'm a gay man and I still nail her. Still hot after all these years – lesbian or not.

Posted: Nov 15, 2007 at 11:42 pm
No. 4 · lilly

id eat her too

Posted: Nov 15, 2008 at 6:20 pm
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