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Christina: Decoded


We don’t know about you guys, but we can’t understand a goddamn thing Christina Aguilera says. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Luckily, some crazed fan (probably a homo) constructed this easy to follow guide to the singer’s hit, “Ain’t No Other Man,” which is actually called “Ain’t No Weather Man”. Just an FYI…

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Mar 19, 2008
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No. 1 · CitizenGeek · Member · 821 comments

The start was funny … but then it just starting looking like the creator was trying too hard to twist her words to make something funny. Like, a lot of it didn’t sound like the words the creator had on-screen. I love Cristina Aguilera, though it’s a fair point that it’s damned hard to make out what she’s saying half of the time!

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No. 2 · Dom

Damn, she sucks. Why do people think this girl can sing? It’s all vocal inflection with no substance to back it up. Amy Winemouse may be a human trainwreck, but she makes Aguilera look like the phony she is – Britney without the meltdown.

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No. 3 · Dom

Sorry, WINEHOUSE!

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 7:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Chris Evans

Anyone who thinks she has no substance to back up her vocal ability hasn’t listen to nearly all of her ballads.

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Chris Evans

And to say she’s Britney without the meltdown really is ridiculous. Britney has zero singing talent whatsoever. None. Nada. She’s nothing but a puppet. Christina can actually sing and writes her own songs. Not to mention she sings live.

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No. 6 · Addie Vaquera

Christina Aguilera, I love her eyes,so attractive just like my sister’s! Go blondes with blue eyes,we rule!

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No. 7 · Kittie Filipek

I love Christina Aguilera’s video music of You Lost Me. She is definitely a very talented young woman of this generation. I adore her a lot

Posted: Sep 25, 2010 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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