Christina: Decoded
We don't know about you guys, but we can't understand a goddamn thing Christina Aguilera says. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Luckily, some crazed fan (probably a homo) constructed this easy to follow guide to the singer's hit, "Ain't No Other Man," which is actually called "Ain't No Weather Man". Just an FYI…
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The start was funny … but then it just starting looking like the creator was trying too hard to twist her words to make something funny. Like, a lot of it didn't sound like the words the creator had on-screen. I love Cristina Aguilera, though it's a fair point that it's damned hard to make out what she's saying half of the time!
Damn, she sucks. Why do people think this girl can sing? It's all vocal inflection with no substance to back it up. Amy Winemouse may be a human trainwreck, but she makes Aguilera look like the phony she is - Britney without the meltdown.
Sorry, WINEHOUSE!
Anyone who thinks she has no substance to back up her vocal ability hasn't listen to nearly all of her ballads.
And to say she's Britney without the meltdown really is ridiculous. Britney has zero singing talent whatsoever. None. Nada. She's nothing but a puppet. Christina can actually sing and writes her own songs. Not to mention she sings live.