It’s one thing to have a brother who despises you. It’s another to have a brother who writes a tell-all book about you. But it’s an entirely other matter to have a brother who makes fun of your appearance. Oh, poor Madonna.
Christopher Ciccone, who wrote mean thing about his famous sister, is now going after her look.
“She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” he says, in a nod to her MTV Video Music Awards speech. ot that Rachel Zoe gone right would be any less backhanded.
He wasn’t done. Not when Madonna keeps Jesus Luz around. “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don’t keep. … It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”
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Well. Bless Mr. Ciccone and his lame insults, proving all gays aren’t terribly great at cattiness.
Fitz
Oh come on.. I say shit about my sisters all the time. it’s just that no one cares.
Zadie
Interesting that they both suffer from a hopeless anti-funniness. Their humorless engineer father must not have encouraged Ciccone family badinage.
joe
Why do most middle aged gays become bitter and jaded?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m middle aged. But I’m not acid tongued like he is now.
He should talk, He’s become a fat bloated Tick….OMG, I am nasty mouthed now!…LOL
At least his Sister looks great for her age. and is still spitting out the hits! out of her front Bum.
Omg…Someone help me!
ChristopherM
There’s nothing crankier than a sweaty puffy cokewhore when he isn’t getting any attention.
The Milkman
@ChristopherM: LOL
Ono Shedidn't
It’s really funny how he’s a nobody unless he utters the words “… my sister Madonna …” Oh … to forever be in her shadow ;-(
Felix
Christopher needs to clean his act, put his s**t together and become his own person. He is giving us gay men a terrible name.
edgyguy1426
She looks a little Faye Dunaway via Mommie Dearest
Solis
Is it just me … but does that photo om Madge look a bit like the King of Pop (MJ)?
Lloyd Baltazar
This Christopher Ciccone is an old shrinkled faggot with a bitter old acid-tongue. Bitter middle-aged QUEEN!
Why would he bad-mouth his own sister? A Gay Icon in her own right, and a great supporter of him from the start. Excuse me but he would not have any press or media attention if it wasn’t for Madge herself! Fuckin ingrate.
drewbrown
I thought she looked awesome at the VMAs and gave a brilliant, heartfelt tribute to Michael Jackson. I enjoyed Christopher’s book and actually thought it gave a rather balanced perspective on his sister, but agree with you all… he needs to get a life and move on.
David
@Solis: It’s not just you … and what do you suppose is in that manila folder she’s carrying around? For Heaven’s sake … almost as bad as Paris Hilton carrying her wad of cash in a Ziplock bag!
Cam
You know, I get the idea that both he and his sister would be very unpleasent people to have around the dinner table. On the bright side, at least Madonna would pick up the check.
Giovanni
That photo is at least 10 years old. Madonna actually looks better now and Christopher … well… doesn’t.
justin
Wow. What a pathetic fatass. “A terribly gone wrong Rachel Zoe”????
Really?? Is that the best he can come up with?
Not only is he fucking ugly and fat, he’s stupid as well.
He’s soooooo pathetic and sad, scratching for bits of fame by insulting his sister.
David
I have a sneaking suspicion that the woman in the photo portraying Madonna is actually the love child of Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields.
will clemens
@joe: I am middle aged and gay,,and married with two children in Boston Ma. Gay men dont get bitter, people get bitter, most of my friends are straight men (Fellow firefighters) and all of them are bitter at times, its just that life can be cruel and its at times painful.
sebastian
poor bitter queen. can he get a life?
HiredGoons
@ChristopherM: zing
st1
FBI Sued In Madonna Case
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/fbi.htm
M Swan
Queerty: Free Of An Agenda, except that Ant-Madonna one…