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Chuck Norris Wants To Keep The Boy Scouts Ban On Gay People

Washed-up action star/GOP shill/plastic-surgery nightmare Chuck Norris must think the Boy Scouts are a bunch of pansies. Why else does he think they need to be protected against scary old gay people?

In a recent post on the gun-nut site Ammoland, Norris,22, suggested that James Turley, a high-raking BSA official and CEO of Ernst & Young, was encouraging the Scouts to “seek a change” in its gay ban because of Turley’s close ties to Barack Obama‘s “pro-gay” administration.

Is it a coincidence that in the same few weeks when Turley turned on the BSA with his pro-gay stance, Obama turned on the U.S. military and sent down a decree that the service branches must celebrate “Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month”?

Is it a coincidence that Turley is in tight cahoots with the White House and that he is the only BSA national board member in 100 years to oppose its pro-traditional family stance?

Is it a coincidence that Turley just announced his resignation as CEO of Ernst & Young (effective June 2013) and that he now is offering the White House a parting pro-gay BSA gift in gratitude for all its presidential favors to him and Ernst & Young over the past few years?

These Turley-Obama cords, connections and correlations are only the tip of the iceberg.

Norris goes on to bemoan Obama’s distancing himself from the Scouts, a group Norris calls ” as integral a part of American life and culture as hot dogs, baseball and Grandma’s apple pie.”

And semi-automatic rifles, right Chuck?

Why would it be strange for a high-profile American to align himself with a President whose values he’s shares? Was Turley a rabid homophobe his whole life and then did a shocking turnaround when Obama invited him to dinner?

We do wonder, though, if the Boy Scouts think its wise to align themselves with Chuck Norris—sorry, Carlos Ray Norris—who admitted in 2004 to fathering a daughter from an extramarital affair and then not meeting her until ten years after she first contacted him.

Doesn’t sound very “morally straight” to us.

Photo: Corporal Lynn Murillo

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jun 27, 2012
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  • 41 Comments
    • jason
      jason

      Chuck Norris looks very bisexual in my opinion. Do me, Chuck, do me!!!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 6:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robert in NYC
      Robert in NYC

      Tsk, tsk, Norris, that extramarital affair you had produced a child. Whatever happened to those good old fashioned sanctity of marriage values you’ve been harping on about? NOM will be very upset with you but they’ll forgive you after you send them a nice fat check and all will be well again. Must be fun being a bigot.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 7:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Baba Booey
      Baba Booey

      No gay person should ever work with him again. Nor, should they wait on him in restaurants, ring him up at cash registers, check-him in to hotels, design the clothes he wears, write stories about him, interview him, sell him cars, sell him homes, design his exercise equipment, make and bake the food he eats…gay people should refuse all service to Chuck Norris.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 7:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ron
      Ron

      22 ?

      Jun 27, 2012 at 7:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Colin
      Colin

      @Baba Booey: You are a sad little man. Now if he had that attitude toward you just because you’re gay, I’m sure you’d like it very much.

      He has his opinion and he’s entitled to it. You should practice some of that tolerance you keep demanding from others and get over it.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 7:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JoeyO'H
      JoeyO'H

      Just another nonsense comment from a washed-up action star.Next!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 8:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hephaestion
      Hephaestion

      Wow. Chuck Norris is a complete idiot if he said that crap. What a dumbfuck.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 8:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • w.e.
      w.e.

      Scum.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shle896
      shle896

      Well, he’s always got his informercial career, I guess. What a loser.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 8:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MJ (different from the other one)
      MJ (different from the other one)

      If that was really him, then I feel embarrassed that I missed watching his “Walker, Texas Ranger” show now

      Jun 27, 2012 at 8:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      Is it a coincidence that Carlos is so homophobic and so out of work?

      Seriously, unless this guy wants to keep doing fitness videos and advertising pointless machines, he might do well to learn that Hollywood highly markets to gay people and that means that good ole’ Carlos just is not marketable.

      I personally cringe every time I hear a Total Gym advertisement. I can not believe Total Gym is so stupid as to have him as their spokesperson when gay people buy much more work out equipment than straights do.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 9:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      @Colin: He is just trying to respect his opinion. Since Norris so obviously hates the gays the gays should do him a favor and avoid him at all costs. That simply means that Norris will be less aggravated because he does not have to deal with people he hates.

      You homophobes are all alike, you hate us behind our backs or maybe even publicly, but the second you want something from us you seem to kiss our asses just like everyone else.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 9:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dave
      Dave

      Well, since he doesn’t seem to be relavent at this time, he has to say something to keep his face in the media for hopes to keep up in the world in which he lives in. My grandmother used to say, “even negative attention is attention none the less”. He doesn’t care about the bad press as it still gives him press. I have now wasted too much time on him and that just gives him more attention.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 9:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pazul
      Pazul

      @Colin:

      FU Colin. You’re either a right wing troll or a quisling. Probably both. Either way, you’re a waste of life.

      Hey, just my opinion.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 9:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iDavid
      iDavid

      Chuck Norris is 72 and what a fool. You’d think he’d keep his mouth shut at this stage of the game. He just lost half of America, many of which liked the guy a lot. He just destroyed his image for many and just shot himself in both feet with his Hollywood guns. I wonder what Total Gym has in store for their next board meeting with that business bomb stinking up tbeir product. Fool, Total fool.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      @iDavid: It has been common knowledge for decades that Chuck Norris is a right wing homophobe. If half of America did not leave him yet, this sure the hell will not do it.

      This is the man that backed GWB in both 2000 and 2004 as well as JMC in 2008. He most likely will get very involved in the MR campaign if he is allowed to do so.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • damien
      damien

      His movies always sucked

      Jun 27, 2012 at 10:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frank
      Frank

      @jason: Don´t bother…he looks like a total bottom

      Jun 27, 2012 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mike
      mike

      How about a ban on Chuck Norris? I mean, like, eeeeeewwwwwwww!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 11:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Markie
      Markie

      Your article states that Norris is age 22.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      @Colin: No, he’s not entitled to his wrong opinion, nuthead.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      @Colin: “Now if he had that attitude toward you just because you’re gay, I’m sure you’d like it very much.”

      Of course. We’d probably do your job better than you anyway. :)

      “He has his opinion and he’s entitled to it. You should practice some of that tolerance you keep demanding from others and get over it.”

      LOL. Surely you realize that this line of yours, which has been used so many times, does not get any less laughable and stupid every time it is being used. So, basically, what you are saying is that @Baba Booey does not have the right to share his opinion of Chuck because Chuck is entitled to give his opinion? LOL. Your stupidity is hilarious. Thank you for that. I hadn’t had a good laugh in hours.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      @nikko: He is, actually. And we are all entitled to either laugh at him, berate him or both. I would like to respect him but I can’t. Sorry.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • w.e.
      w.e.

      Yep, he’s still scum.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Howard
      Howard

      @Colin: Screw you and your ridiculous scolding of that man. Why in the hell should we tolerate people who don’t tolerate us? It is time that we start standing up for ourselves in individual ways. If the same thing was being said about black people being unfit to be members of the Boy Scouts or that anyone supporting us was clearly just a shill for the government, guess what, I wouldn’t work with or serve them, either.

      Don’t be an idiot and think that showing the bigots compassion makes them respect you any more than I do for suggesting it in the first place.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sfo
      sfo

      @Ron: I’m sure that’s a typo – should be more like … 62.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Me
      Me

      Lol “22”. That was hilarious!!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jay
      Jay

      Is it true he’s gay and closeted?

      Jun 27, 2012 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ty
      Ty

      I think the “22” refers to how many years its been since one of his movies even made any money at the box office

      Jun 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981
      Shannon1981

      We care what Church Norris thinks…because?? He’s a has been,and like every other has been, he is saying outrageous things in public just to stay in the news.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HM
      HM

      Whenever Sean Penn or Susan Sarandon or Cher comments on political and cultural issues, right wingers scream “Why the fuck should we CARE what celebrities think!!!!!!?”

      Why the fuck should we care what ‘celebrities’ think.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Colin
      Colin

      @Belize: You obviously have trouble with reading comprehension. I was addressing the reaction and extremism of that poster to Chuck’s comment. I didn’t say anything about Baba not having the right to share his opinion. Good job at distorting my comment to entertain yourself. You’re clearly good at that.

      @Howard: What the hell are you talking about? I didn’t say anything about showing him compassion. I swear, when most of you people write, you really don’t have a flippin clue what you’re talking about.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 4:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Truth
      Truth

      Especially for someone with a lot of money that is one of the worst toupees I have every seen!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      No. 28 · Jay wrote, “Is it true he’s gay and closeted?”

      No. It’s just that the movie studios should have but him in the closet. BTW, according to the Wikipedia article about him, he was born in 1940. He’s some sort of “outspoken” Christian – has a WorldNetDaily column and believes in creationism. He made up his own “martial art”, based primarily on another one, but containing all the stuff he knows. It’s an effective way of being an expert on something!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 7:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Avenger
      Avenger

      Chuck Norris for president!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 9:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • R.A.
      R.A.

      @Colin: @Baba Booey: “You are a sad little man. Now if he had that attitude toward you just because you’re gay…”
      Well Colin, that is exactly the attitude Chuckie has about certain innocent children because they are gay.

      Jun 28, 2012 at 12:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patsy Stoned
      Patsy Stoned

      Well I would like the media to ignore and ban all ape-faced, talentless, right-wing has-beens, but I’m not getting my wish, so sorry Chuckie, I guess you aren’t either.

      Jun 28, 2012 at 1:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1equalityUSA
      1equalityUSA

      Dopey looking, like he should be driving around in a ’70’s van with scoobie-doo. (f__ktard.)

      Jun 28, 2012 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1equalityUSA
      1equalityUSA

      His hair is too young for his skin.

      Jun 28, 2012 at 10:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark

      I just wish someone would roundhouse kick his old ass in the face.

      Jul 2, 2012 at 2:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack
      jack

      I grew up in a working class neighborhood outside Phila in the 1950’s and boys who were in the Boy Scouts were considered dorks.

      Jul 5, 2012 at 1:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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