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Cindy Jacobs: Repealing DADT Is Killing More Than Birds. Now Humans Are Dying!

Cindy Jacobs, of the ministry Generals International, sure did provide some web meme fun by blaming those mysterious mass bird deaths on the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. But just when you thought this sage was done pretending to be a psychic, Jacobs returns with new evidence of god punishing us for the gays. “I know some of you don’t understand the warning that I gave,” says Jacobs — but then obviously you didn’t pay attention to that little Japanese earthquake thingy. [via]

By:           Max Simon
On:           Apr 5, 2011
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  • 27 Comments
    • No. 1 · michiko

      Thank goodness we never had any devastating earthquakes before DADT was repealed!

      Apr 5, 2011 at 3:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 2 · Lawrence

      Im just wondering, why in the fucking hell if God hates gays so much isnt Canada – with our gay marriage, gay-inclusive military, and allowing gays to adopt, and other “pro-gay” laws – arent we being in holy retribution?

      Apr 5, 2011 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 3 · divkid

      somewhere a sad village is missing an idiot.
      have you seen her?

      Apr 5, 2011 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 4 · Shannon1981

      Who does this woman think she is? Natural disasters are the faults of the gays? Wtf? The idiots get dumber daily. Thankfully, I don’t drink the same water they do. That’s gotta be where they are getting it from. Nobody can naturally be that stupid.

      Apr 5, 2011 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 5 · Jimmy Fury

      The bible is very clear in what it says.

      This witch has proven her unholy covenant with the beast and must be put to death.

      Apr 5, 2011 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 6 · Cam

      Don’t you just LOVE how they will search the world over….I remember they tried to blame some tornado in Oklahoma on the U.S. policy on gays.

      Hey, bigots, here’s an idea. If hating gays made God love you then Oklahoma would NEVER be hit by a tornado…oh, and explain why the U.S. letting gays into the military causes destruction in….JAPAN!

      We have PLENTY of Nuclear reactors over here…many on the coast. So how about this…you’re a crazy woman.

      Apr 5, 2011 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 7 · JAW

      I wonder how she will twist the results of “Christian” Minister who burned a Koran… here is what the Baptist press reported…

      More than 20 people — including seven United Nations workers — have been killed in a series of riots since Friday, April 1.

      The U.N. workers and five others were killed Friday when a crowd estimated at 20,000 overpowered and killed the U.N. guards at the U.N. compound in Mazar-i-Sharif. The crowd, The New York Times reported, had been “stirred up by three angry mullahs.” The next day, at least nine people were killed and 73 injured in Kandahar, and on Sunday at least three more were killed in Kandahar, CNN reported.

      Rioters say they are seeking to avenge the March 20 burning of a Quran by Dove World Outreach Center, a small nondenominational church in Gainesville, Fla

      SHAME ON HER!!

      Apr 5, 2011 at 6:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 8 · Jim Hlavac

      Isn’t there some sort of crisis intervention for these lunatics?

      Apr 5, 2011 at 8:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 9 · Hellarious

      Compare Cindy Jacobs to the lady who assaulted the Gaughin painting in DC. It’s a little difficult to tell who is more sane or less dangerous. We know that they one thing in common: they hear voices.

      Apr 5, 2011 at 9:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 10 · Kent M

      Don’t we have weather anyway? It’s spring in the northern hemisphere; predicting floods (what does snow do at warmer temperatures?) and spring storms wasn’t exactly going out on a limb.

      I predict the sun will rise in the east tomorrow because the Scary Sky Being loves homos!

      Apr 5, 2011 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 11 · Zee

      What a Moron…

      Apr 5, 2011 at 9:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 12 · Steve

      So God is punishing the Japanese for what the Americans did? I knew God was racist.

      It’s weird to think that real life people actually think this way. Actually, it’s more scary than anything.

      Apr 5, 2011 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 13 · SnidelyWhiplash

      Never mind the birds, did repealing DADT kill that rodent she’s wearing on her head?!

      Oh. Never mind. That’s her hair and it’s one disaster you probably CAN blame on gays, her passive aggressive gay hairdresser in particular.

      Apr 5, 2011 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 14 · tjr101

      I could only wish having so much power, this bitch would have been struck by lightening a long time ago!

      Apr 5, 2011 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 15 · Mark

      So what “blasphemous” thing do gays need to do to get God to strike all the retards on the planet with lightning then. Maybe starting our own Mormon polygamist sect would work.

      Apr 5, 2011 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 16 · Robbie K

      You give us prophets a bad name and for gods sake get yourself a gay stylist!!

      Apr 5, 2011 at 10:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 17 · alan brickman

      another example of women just hating men period…

      Apr 5, 2011 at 11:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 18 · Tyler T.

      This is the same primitive thinking that goes all the way back to witch doctors and ritual sacrifice. Let’s evolve a little bit people…

      Apr 6, 2011 at 12:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 19 · gregger

      She’s not a psychic, she’s a psychotic.

      Apr 6, 2011 at 12:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 20 · NateB79

      So that’s where Kate Gosselin’s old hair went.

      Apr 6, 2011 at 9:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 21 · christopher di spirito

      Joan Rivers is going to be pissed to learn Cindy Jacobs is wearing one of her costume necklaces in the video.

      Those necklaces were meant for drag queens and retired Jewish women.

      Apr 6, 2011 at 10:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 22 · shelleybear

      Dogs and cats living together. MASS HYSTERIA!

      Apr 6, 2011 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 23 · gew

      @Lawrence: Because god doesn’t care about any other country upholding his holy laws but the United States.

      See, the rest of the world is already headed for the Lake of Fire so god just isn’t paying any attention to those he/she/it has already written off. But the US STILL has a SLIM hope of redemption and salvation.

      Either that, or the truth of nonjudgement for other countries allowing for same-sex marriage, and gays and lesbians serving in their armed forces is FAR too inconvenient to deal with and is best ignored.

      Apr 6, 2011 at 11:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 24 · Ruhlmann

      @Lawrence: We’ve been smote with Stephan Harper Lawrence.

      Apr 8, 2011 at 1:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 25 · Jeffree

      @Lawrence:; @Ruhlmann: Some US-based preachers & evangelists would explain that the USA and its “exceptionalism” were “foretold” in both the Old and New Testaments.

      I kid you not.

      Since those same interpreters of God believe the US was founded to be a Christian nation (because the Constitution was supposedly based on the Bible), we are held to a higher standard than our heathen neighbors to the north….

      Apr 8, 2011 at 1:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 26 · Ruhlmann

      @Jeffree: KiaOra Jeffree, congratulations on your impending nuptials by the way. I meant to say that and forgot last time I posted.

      We have our own religious nutbars here as well. Thing is they appear from time to time (usualy from Alberta) and slag the queers then they disappear again and we stop snickering. They don’t impact society or politics the way they seem to in America. I have seen Fundamentalist christian preachers on different sites and they can be scary and funny at once.

      It may be that America has the idea of the Pilgrims escaping religious persecution in England so the fundamentalists figure they have claim to defining the culture. Canada was founded mainly on the fur trade by The Hudsons Bay Company. The black robes were part of the deal and they had control of Quebec right into the sixties but it is a small aside in school history. As well Catholic history is beating First Nations people to christ and meddling in secular government. America has the Pilgrims escaping the English king and Canada has the Coureur de Bois escaping their wives…ha.
      Shalom Jeffree

      Apr 8, 2011 at 6:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 27 · pigletntn

      What a very sad lady

      May 4, 2011 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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