Cindy Jacobs, of the ministry Generals International, sure did provide some web meme fun by blaming those mysterious mass bird deaths on the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. But just when you thought this sage was done pretending to be a psychic, Jacobs returns with new evidence of god punishing us for the gays. “I know some of you don’t understand the warning that I gave,” says Jacobs — but then obviously you didn’t pay attention to that little Japanese earthquake thingy. [via]
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Cindy Jacobs: Repealing DADT Is Killing More Than Birds. Now Humans Are Dying!
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michiko
Thank goodness we never had any devastating earthquakes before DADT was repealed!
Lawrence
Im just wondering, why in the fucking hell if God hates gays so much isnt Canada – with our gay marriage, gay-inclusive military, and allowing gays to adopt, and other “pro-gay” laws – arent we being in holy retribution?
divkid
somewhere a sad village is missing an idiot.
have you seen her?
Shannon1981
Who does this woman think she is? Natural disasters are the faults of the gays? Wtf? The idiots get dumber daily. Thankfully, I don’t drink the same water they do. That’s gotta be where they are getting it from. Nobody can naturally be that stupid.
Jimmy Fury
The bible is very clear in what it says.
This witch has proven her unholy covenant with the beast and must be put to death.
Cam
Don’t you just LOVE how they will search the world over….I remember they tried to blame some tornado in Oklahoma on the U.S. policy on gays.
Hey, bigots, here’s an idea. If hating gays made God love you then Oklahoma would NEVER be hit by a tornado…oh, and explain why the U.S. letting gays into the military causes destruction in….JAPAN!
We have PLENTY of Nuclear reactors over here…many on the coast. So how about this…you’re a crazy woman.
JAW
I wonder how she will twist the results of “Christian” Minister who burned a Koran… here is what the Baptist press reported…
More than 20 people — including seven United Nations workers — have been killed in a series of riots since Friday, April 1.
The U.N. workers and five others were killed Friday when a crowd estimated at 20,000 overpowered and killed the U.N. guards at the U.N. compound in Mazar-i-Sharif. The crowd, The New York Times reported, had been “stirred up by three angry mullahs.” The next day, at least nine people were killed and 73 injured in Kandahar, and on Sunday at least three more were killed in Kandahar, CNN reported.
Rioters say they are seeking to avenge the March 20 burning of a Quran by Dove World Outreach Center, a small nondenominational church in Gainesville, Fla
SHAME ON HER!!
Jim Hlavac
Isn’t there some sort of crisis intervention for these lunatics?
Hellarious
Compare Cindy Jacobs to the lady who assaulted the Gaughin painting in DC. It’s a little difficult to tell who is more sane or less dangerous. We know that they one thing in common: they hear voices.
Kent M
Don’t we have weather anyway? It’s spring in the northern hemisphere; predicting floods (what does snow do at warmer temperatures?) and spring storms wasn’t exactly going out on a limb.
I predict the sun will rise in the east tomorrow because the Scary Sky Being loves homos!
Zee
What a Moron…
Steve
So God is punishing the Japanese for what the Americans did? I knew God was racist.
It’s weird to think that real life people actually think this way. Actually, it’s more scary than anything.
SnidelyWhiplash
Never mind the birds, did repealing DADT kill that rodent she’s wearing on her head?!
Oh. Never mind. That’s her hair and it’s one disaster you probably CAN blame on gays, her passive aggressive gay hairdresser in particular.
tjr101
I could only wish having so much power, this bitch would have been struck by lightening a long time ago!
Mark
So what “blasphemous” thing do gays need to do to get God to strike all the retards on the planet with lightning then. Maybe starting our own Mormon polygamist sect would work.
Robbie K
You give us prophets a bad name and for gods sake get yourself a gay stylist!!
alan brickman
another example of women just hating men period…
Tyler T.
This is the same primitive thinking that goes all the way back to witch doctors and ritual sacrifice. Let’s evolve a little bit people…
gregger
She’s not a psychic, she’s a psychotic.
NateB79
So that’s where Kate Gosselin’s old hair went.
christopher di spirito
Joan Rivers is going to be pissed to learn Cindy Jacobs is wearing one of her costume necklaces in the video.
Those necklaces were meant for drag queens and retired Jewish women.
shelleybear
Dogs and cats living together. MASS HYSTERIA!
gew
@Lawrence: Because god doesn’t care about any other country upholding his holy laws but the United States.
See, the rest of the world is already headed for the Lake of Fire so god just isn’t paying any attention to those he/she/it has already written off. But the US STILL has a SLIM hope of redemption and salvation.
Either that, or the truth of nonjudgement for other countries allowing for same-sex marriage, and gays and lesbians serving in their armed forces is FAR too inconvenient to deal with and is best ignored.
Ruhlmann
@Lawrence: We’ve been smote with Stephan Harper Lawrence.
Jeffree
@Lawrence:; @Ruhlmann: Some US-based preachers & evangelists would explain that the USA and its “exceptionalism” were “foretold” in both the Old and New Testaments.
I kid you not.
Since those same interpreters of God believe the US was founded to be a Christian nation (because the Constitution was supposedly based on the Bible), we are held to a higher standard than our heathen neighbors to the north….
Ruhlmann
@Jeffree: KiaOra Jeffree, congratulations on your impending nuptials by the way. I meant to say that and forgot last time I posted.
We have our own religious nutbars here as well. Thing is they appear from time to time (usualy from Alberta) and slag the queers then they disappear again and we stop snickering. They don’t impact society or politics the way they seem to in America. I have seen Fundamentalist christian preachers on different sites and they can be scary and funny at once.
It may be that America has the idea of the Pilgrims escaping religious persecution in England so the fundamentalists figure they have claim to defining the culture. Canada was founded mainly on the fur trade by The Hudsons Bay Company. The black robes were part of the deal and they had control of Quebec right into the sixties but it is a small aside in school history. As well Catholic history is beating First Nations people to christ and meddling in secular government. America has the Pilgrims escaping the English king and Canada has the Coureur de Bois escaping their wives…ha.
Shalom Jeffree
pigletntn
What a very sad lady