Clay Aiken Remains on Unconvincing Tour of Straightness
It’s hard to tell what, exactly, is going on in this photo of Clay Aiken, but two things are certain: 1) This incident still doesn’t require a second hand to count how many times he’s touched boobies; and 2) Our recently out Idol is slowly morphing into a drag queen’s impersonation of himself. [CelebSlam]
Are you sure that’s not Billy Jean King?
That’s Merle Dandridge’s breast. She was the Lady of the Lake in Spamalot which he just left. But someone needs to tell him that bulky sweaters are not his friend.
Sorry, kids. That breast belongs to Merle Dandridge who plays the Lady of the Lake in Spamalot which he just finished doing. Looks like good, clean, wholesome backstage/cast party shenanigans to me.
That would be a drag KING’s impersonation, not queen. Please respect royalty.
…that is NOT Clay it is his twin sister. Come on…
Ew, it looks like he’s melting.
So what if he touches boobies? Being gay doesn’t make you immune to boob-touchage — it only entitles you to more! Thank goodness for fag hags and the melting away of our ladies’ sexual guards in the presence of a gay.
I thought the new Queerty prided itself on getting the stories first? This was all over the net on Monday. Since you finally posted it I’ll just say that the sweater needs to be burned, and Merle needs to have my hand on her boob, not his ;-)
Looks like a good time!! He was great in Spamalot!!
Why would you assume he’s trying to act straight? He’s having fun with the cast during the after party on his last day. Its nice to see he has made friends in the cast. Why not show the other pictures where he looks good? Your spite is showing!
Everyone invariably takes a shiteous photo, but when everyone else in the same photo looks fab and you don’t…don’t blame it on the lighting.
Clay needs to cut back on the grits and foundation.
He looks like Candace Gingrich in that photo. That said, Candace Gingrich is kind of attratctive!
And yet again, you’re PROMOTING him. Tho, you wished he’d go away, you continue to post stupid shite about him. Just can’t help yourself, eh? You’re a secret Claymate. I’m sure about it.
@Shane:
it didn’t look good in any of them
and the other ones where with good looking gay guys wouldn’t make sense with that headline.
Clay needs to step away from the make up.
Who cares what Clay’s doing…check out the hottie behind him
#15 Amen! Who cares and both guys behind him are hot esp the one on the right.
Ok…what gay man does not have a facination with his fag hag’s tits? Come on….admit it. There is more then one gay guy out there that has found himself fondling a woman’s breasts. At least we get away with it. lol
On a side note….is Clay starting to look like a whiter version of Michael Jackson? Maybe it *was* Michael Jackson dressed up to look like Clay? Oh the twists and turns….
Clay is a sweetie-pie. Ya’ll should leave him alone.
I’d like to know, however, if my grandma back in Germany knitted that sweater… like in 1988? I’m pretty sure that’s her stitching.