Clay, Seriously, You Need To Stop This Madness
God!
Sorry, we don’t mean to raise our virtual voice, but – seriously – why? We were willing to overlook the “SexyBack” cover, but Clay Aiken attempting to vogue really makes us question your motives. Do you have some sort of divine plan you’re keeping a secret? Could Satan be behind this one?!
Many kisses,
Us
PS: We have to say, God, Aiken’s backup singer’s reaction at the end truly is heavenly. Good work on that one!
Queerty,
Yes, I know, not one of my better moments. Remember, though, forgiveness – and gravity – make the world go ’round.
Stay golden!
Your friend,
God
Hopefully this is a rhetorical question. I don’t have the sound on (I’m at work), but people don’t still think he’s straight do they? Good Lord.
Will this horror never end? Two days in a row of this motherfucker? Now, I don’t have the stones to actually watch another Gayken vid but I’m assuming if he’s really voguing, he’s ready to come out. Get ready teen girls and confused boys…your world is about to end!
What’s with the whinny?
I think that’s his mating call.
Calling all bulls! Calling all bulls!
We’ve got a Clay ready for a dick up his ass!
This is abhorrent. Absolutely intolerable. I actually cringed when he made that noise. Is this a thinly-veiled cry for help? And where the hell do people go to see him perform these days? Is he part of a performing troupe? Do I really care about any of these questions?