CNBC Contributor’s Gay Porn Kitten Speaks Out
Late CNBC contributor and uber-rich hedgefunder Seth Tobias may be dead, but his scandalous sex life lives on. In tabloid form, at least.
New York Daily News sent its journalists on a mission to track down Tobias’ alleged gay porn lover, Tiger. A friend alleges Tobias’ wife, Filomena drugged him up and lured him into their swimming pool by promising some animal sex with the streaked porn star. Tiger wasn’t in the pool, of course: cats hate water. Tobias drowned in that pool and wifey called it an accident. While Tiger doesn’t shed any light on how Tobias died, he makes clear just how close he gets to his clients:
This guy may have had a fantasy about me. Maybe during his drug binges, he got into this frame of mind where he built our meeting into a relationship.Or maybe he’d seen one of my videos… It’s quite possible I met him during a private show. He may have been this one guy I went with to the horse races. We spent quite a lot of time together. Did we have sex? I’m assuming we probably did.
Um…because when you’re a porn star and go-go boy, you should probably just assume you fucked someone, right?
Tiger’s also not worried about being implicated in Tobias’ suspected murder: he was working in Nevada. Working on whom? We don’t know and, we fear, neither does Tiger.
Yes, when you’re an escort/porn star, you should expect to have sex with your clients. What a dumb-ass question. It’s the fucking job description. And do you expect them to keep detailed records and photographs of every man they’ve ever met? Wouldn’t that ruin the whole concept of anonymity that the profession relies on?
Tiger sounds industrious.
The tiger stripes kind of make me want to throw up a little. Tobias really liked to get his freak on.
CNBC Contributor’s Gay Porn Kitten Speaks Out
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Late CNBC contributor and uber-rich hedgefunder Seth Tobias may be dead, but his scandalous sex life lives on. In tabloid form, at least.
New York Daily News sent its journalists on a mission to track down Tobias’ alleged gay porn lover, Tiger. A friend alleges Tobias’ wife, Filomena drugged him up and lured him into their swimming pool by promising some animal sex with the streaked porn star. Tiger wasn’t in the pool, of course: cats hate water. Tobias drowned in that pool and wifey called it an accident. While Tiger doesn’t shed any light on how Tobias died, he makes clear just how close he gets to his clients:
This guy may have had a fantasy about me. Maybe during his drug binges, he got into this frame of mind where he built our meeting into a relationship.
Or maybe he’d seen one of my videos… It’s quite possible I met him during a private show. He may have been this one guy I went with to the horse races. We spent quite a lot of time together. Did we have sex? I’m assuming we probably did.
Um…because when you’re a porn star and go-go boy, you should probably just assume you fucked someone, right?
Tiger’s also not worried about being implicated in Tobias’ suspected murder: he was working in Nevada. Working on whom? We don’t know and, we fear, neither does Tiger.