Cocaine Kate Becomes Carpet Muncher Kate

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Everyone’s favorite coke snorting supermodel, Kate Moss is about to team with They Gays’ favorite director, Ang Lee, for his next film, a biopic of Dusty Springfield. Springfield will be played by Charlize Theron who is no stranger to playing lesbians, and Moss will play her slutty, heartbreaking lover. Not much of a stretch for her big screen debut.

“There’ll probably be sexual scenes but as Ang is behind the camera they will be very tastefully done. Kate’s character breaks Dusty’s heart and sparks off the chain of tumultuous relationships that dogged her throughout her life.”

The dykes will definitely be lining up for this one on opening day (its been awhile since Bound) like all of us queens did for Ang’s other little film.

As for Moss, if her acting ends up being just as good as her ability to suck up blow using a $100 dollar bill, then she might have a new career to focus on once the modeling world is done with her. Which is right about now.

Kate Moss in lesbian role [Pink News]

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