We love the gays, of course, but not unconditionally. As we established in our beloved – and equally loathed – Cold Bitches, a collection of some evil homo mofos, not all the homos are deserving of praise. In fact, some are downright deplorable. Thus, Cold Bitches II: Ice Queens!
Like all sequels, this one's got more blood, guts and even more frosty flamers, like porn stars-turned-alleged-killers, Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes. Find out all about their bitchery – and others' – after the jump!
[Watch as Cothran describes being seduced by labia loving ladies. The horror!]
Charlene Cothran: Out and proud African-American lesbian. Staunch GLBT activist. Editor-in-Chief of Venus Magazine, a national publication catering to the black queer community community. Once upon a time, Charlene Cothran was an indisputable same-sex loving leader – until that fateful, flip-flopping day when she was, as she says, rescued from a "sinking ship," found Christ and renounced her lesbianic ways.
Then, as if that's not cold enough, Cothran lent her voice to the ex-gay movement and encouraged her former comrades to "turn their lives around." She even gave interviews to such quality new sources as The 700 Club and Christianity Today, yakitty-yakking about exorcising the devil from her life. The kicker? She still doesn't identify as straight. When asked how she views her sexuality post-"seeing the light," Cothran told Christianity Today, "I view myself as celibate." Girl, who do you think you're fooling?
Larry Craig: We know Larry Craig's hardly the first – or last – Republican to be caught trolling for dick, but the Idahoan Senator deserves special ridicule for his queenly hypocrisy. Despite being dragged through the mud after his arrest in a Minnesota men's room, Craig still found time to co-sponsor the recent Senatorial Federal Marriage Amendment, a measure opposed even by fellow Republican politicos like John McCain and Rudy Guiliani! Craig's sponsorship of this legislation – even after his queer controversy – proves he's straight up despicable.
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I hate how people call these murderers "porn stars," because that is not what they are. Being in a handful of videos (and amateur ones at that) makes you a porn performer, not a porn star. I know lot of people in the industry and that is a title that many performers have worked hard for many years (no pun intended) to procure and they're very defensive of it. People like Chad Hunt, Matthew Rush or Jenna Jameson are actual porn stars because they have not only starred in numerous professional productions, but they have made a real career of their work and are respected both in the industry itself and by fans. It's very much the same as if you would call an actor who's been in a small handful of productions a movie star.
You forgot a few
Roy Cohn
Jeffrey Dahmer
are two that come to mind.
Oh, and that woman who killed all those men in FL- they made a movie called Monster about her.
Just because Hoover persecuted the gays doesn't mean he couldn't have been one himself. Look at all those gay Republicans, for example. Roy Cohn also added to the idea that being gay was unpatriotic during the McCarthy era.
@CrazyLove,
Those two were mentioned in the last Cold Bitches editorial. The woman in Monster was bisexual, but I guess she definitely deserves a mention. I suppose they are saving her for Cold Bitches III: Ghastly Gays. Did you like the alliteration there? Yeah.
Creepy shit!
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I'd love to do Kerekes.
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I don't think a category that includes killers and politicians we disagree with, even closeted homophobic ones, and an so called ex-lesbian, is a good category. Come on, even Larry Craig is not as bad as porn star murderers.
On the other hand people who spam gay sites and place advertise their blogs on it it the comments section. They deserve to be on the list with the gay murderers!
Are you kidding Puddy Katz? Yeah, the murderers are some brutal mofos, but their evils were directed at an individual. Larry Craig is the epitome of hypocritical, self-loathing, hateful authority…something far more detrimental to the queer demographic than 2 greedy hookers.
They diserve the capital law