Colton Haynes. John Stamos. Taylor Lautner. Buckets of thick arterial blood spurting against the windows, trickling down the stairs, and dripping all over mom’s beautiful new carpet.
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According to Entertainment Weekly, Haynes will be playing a “mysterious role” in the series, which moves the action from college to a hospital of abject terror owned by the superiorly-named Cathy Munsch (played by Jamie Lee Curtis.)
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While there’s no saying how Haynes will fit into the show, Stamos and Lautner are confirmed to be playing extremely sexy doctors, both of whom will remain nominally attractive even after they’ve been decapitated and their white lab coats are flecked with viscera and strands of ganglia.
The new season premieres September 20th on Fox. Set those DVRs, fellas.
lykeitiz
The first season was a train wreck, so we’ll see…….
Dave Downunder
Stopped watching after 2 episodes.
DCguy
Why is there 10 articles on this guy to every 1 article about all other lgbt celebrities put together?
Pistolo
I hope he plays a gay character. I’m sick of gay actors being held to this standard that they’re only legitimate if they can convincingly play straight, I’m sick of all gay roles going to straight boys too. How bout an interesting gay character played by a gayboy?
jjose712
@DCguy: Well, he was always on the site when he was in the closet so expect him to be even more here now that he is out
Stache
@Dave Downunder: You made it to episode two. You’re better then me.
DCguy
@Dave Downunder:
@Stache:
Yeah, made it around episode 3. Pretty unwatchable.