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What will they think of next? Concerned Women of America sent out a very panicked press released accusing the gays of “jamming” Sally Kern.

Apparently they don’t understand how we jam, because they define it as “the public smearing of Christians, traditionalists or anyone else who opposes the “gay” agenda.” Actually, we’ve never even heard the term “jamming,” unless they’re referring to reparative “Doctor” Joseph Nicolosi, who refers to “jamming” as “the juxtaposing of the radical gay message with a pleasant face.” Perhaps the CWA got their circuits crossed?

Projected misnomer aside, the CWA stands firm with their girl Kern: “CWA is proud to stand alongside Rep. Kern and thanks her for the bold stand that she has taken for our state and for our nation.” Bold, indeed – getting secretly tape recorded…

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Mar 18, 2008
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  • 7 Comments
    • Candace Mae Odom
      Candace Mae Odom

      I don’t think Ms. Kern was taking the gay people as a volatile group that it is and spoke about them with malice against them. She is homophobic, and a lot of people are, my husband saw a transsexual whereing clothes like a woman with fake boobs and he has to wear these dress up clothes for a year before his surgery. My husband wanted to get away from the store pretty fast!

      Mar 18, 2008 at 10:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek
      CitizenGeek

      Yep, all those so-called “Christians” aren’t really concerned about the family being “destroyed” by gay people, they are just xenophobic hate-bigots; they just go about it under tje thinly veiled disguise that it religion.

      Mar 19, 2008 at 5:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abracadaver
      abracadaver

      I think its time to go back to the practice of feeding Christians to the lions.

      Mar 19, 2008 at 8:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ajax
      ajax

      Candace Mae, honey, what makes you and your husband think the transexual is gay? Which one of you did the transexual try to seduce? Why do the filthy, narrow minds of you and your husband immediately go to sex? Perhaps you two should commune with Jesus and find out why you’re both so perverted that you inject sex into a shopping experience.

      Mar 19, 2008 at 8:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob R
      Bob R

      I must plead guilty as charged. I publicly smear Christians at every opportunity, exposing them for the silly, delusional, crazy people that they are. It really irritates them when I can quote chapter and verse of their “good book” and show them how idiotic their dogma is in reality. It especially galls them when I ask if Jesus were alive today preaching his gospel of love and tolerance and hung out all the time with twelve other guys to the exclusion of women, would they think he was a fag? And what’s this fascination with eating his body and drinking his blood? Sounds like gay sex talk to me. Silly religionists.

      Mar 19, 2008 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack  Jett
      Jack Jett

      Okay….does she want me to spit fuck her or not?
      I got a new bottle of poppers and it is first come first serve.

      I refuse to fuck her in the face though. I do have some class.

      Mar 19, 2008 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • forbesfart
      forbesfart

      Dear Sally Kern:

      Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your speech, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination … End of debate.

      I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

      1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

      2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

      3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

      4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

      5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

      6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?

      7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

      8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

      9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

      10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

      I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

      Your adoring fan

      Mar 20, 2008 at 8:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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