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Coming Soon: Phallus-Shaped “Dickties” For Every Occasion

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By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Apr 11, 2014
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  • 10 Comments
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      I was thinking this was a gag gift, but I see that they are serious about this being a common fashion accessory. One would have to be very careful where they wear this.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 10:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TerrenM
      TerrenM

      I’ve read many STUPID, worthless articles on Queerty; however….

      Apr 11, 2014 at 11:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blondeboyz
      blondeboyz

      I doubt you will find these at Wally World

      Apr 11, 2014 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      It would go well with those pants Queerty showed pictures of a few years ago that had a fabric one hanging off the front.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • specialbottom
      specialbottom

      This product reminds me of the “pet rock.” Worthless. The Dicktie is one of the most stupid products ever. It doesn’t even look good. I wouldn’t be caught dead with such a tie. I predict that the company will go bankrupt in two months. I can only see somebody buying this tie as a wise-ass joke gift.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 6:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      Unfortunately they are very ugly.

      Silly, bad idea. I hope they didn’t make too many of these.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blackceo
      Blackceo

      This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

      Apr 11, 2014 at 8:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      Targeting the overlap between “situations dressy enough to wear a tie” and “situations where references to bodily functions and/or genitals” is going to be tough…

      Apr 11, 2014 at 10:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      ^should include the words “are ok” before “is going to be tough.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 10:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      This tie should at least come with instructions, and enough extra length, to make a balls-shaped knot.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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