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Confirmed: Adrian Grenier Has A Huge Penis, “Big” Bush

Cast member of the HBO series 'Entourage' Adrian Grenier at the 2011 Summer Television Critics Association Cable Press Tour in Beverly HillsIt has been confirmed that Adrian Grenier, the incredibly sexy Entourage star who is actually not the guy from Swimfan, has an enormous penis and does not manscape the “big bush” surrounding it.

The juicy details were published by E! yesterday in an advertorial for Courtney Robertson, a woman who appeared on a previous season of ABC’s family-friendly polygamist dating show The Bachelor. In true reality “star” fashion, she’s publishing a book about all the men she’s slept with, which reportedly includes Grenier and hunky Desperate Housewives gardener Jesse Metcalfe.

Believe it or not, Jesse Metcalfe is also not the the guy from Swimfan. (That guy’s name is Jesse Bradford, and these men all look identical.)

Robertson, who has admittedly had sex with no more than 15 men in her life, confirms that Grenier had the biggest dick of them all:

According to the book, they met at an A-List mansion party; she writes that they bonded over a “mutual loneliness in LA,” yet she didn’t feel a spark. She did, however, feel a fondness for hooking up with him and claimed/bragged/overshared, “He had the biggest penis I’d ever seen—and the biggest bush!”

The TV personality claims they never had “actual sex” in the six years the Entourage star (Vincent Chase)d her and he is still in hot pursuit, booty-call texting her to this day. According to the book, the last time her wrote her, he asked, “Are you still on that show?”

She also masturbated to Dawson’s Creek as a teen. It’s not clear whether her “actual” sexual conquests also include members of that cast.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 3, 2014
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  • 26 Comments
    • drivendervish
      drivendervish

      Adrian may have a big penis or he may not. I don’t see how a woman who has only seen 15 or so is qualified to “confirm” anything. I would like to hear more about Jesse Metcalfe though.

      Jun 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      Lol, 15 and now she’s an expert! I wonder what that makes me, a Ph.d?

      Jun 3, 2014 at 1:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BBellairs
      BBellairs

      I must see visual proof, PLEASE!

      Jun 3, 2014 at 1:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I always love how people that are groupie “Star-F***ers so often try to claim that they really are pretty innocent.

      Yeahhhhhhhhh, you’ve only slept with a few people and all of them happened to be famous? Hmmmm, I’m guessing that their security guards and the hotel staff that let you know where they were staying would have some additional stories. lol

      Jun 3, 2014 at 1:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy
      Desert Boy

      I love a big penis. However, I don’t love a big bush. Come on, Adrian, learn to manscape. I’ll gladly teach you.

      Jun 3, 2014 at 2:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry
      Larry

      Good for him! Pubic hair was put there for a reason, not for show purposes.

      Jun 3, 2014 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • decampbell
      decampbell

      I love a full bush!

      Jun 3, 2014 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      He has the “biggest penis I’ve ever seen” does not necessarily confirm it’s big, just that it’s the biggest she’d ever seen, for all we know she could have seen some small/average ones.

      Jun 3, 2014 at 3:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NiceNCool1
      NiceNCool1

      Pics or it isn’t true. ;)

      Jun 3, 2014 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mcflyer54
      mcflyer54

      She simply said it was the biggest she had ever seen. Could be the same as someone saying a Volkswagen is the biggest car they had ever driven. It’s only “biggest” when comparing it only to what you know.

      Jun 3, 2014 at 4:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      I agree with BBellairs, show us the goods, or don’t bother reporting this in the site…

      Jun 3, 2014 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby
      crowebobby

      Excuse me, but one of the very first penises I ever had (or attempted to have) was 12 inches long and almost as thick as a milk bottle. I’ve seen thousands since, but I never doubted from the first sight of that thing that it was very big by any standards.

      Jun 3, 2014 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DickieJohnson
      DickieJohnson

      A man’s crotch is SUPPOSED to be hairy. It’s for pheromone distribution, to alert bottoms that he wants to scatter his seed. Don’t you b*tches know ANYthing???

      Jun 3, 2014 at 9:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brokeback gypsy
      brokeback gypsy

      @crowebobby: Everything seems bigger when you were a kid.

      Jun 3, 2014 at 9:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • samwise343
      samwise343

      @Niall: What if she’s including what she has seen in porn?

      Jun 3, 2014 at 10:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonjct
      jonjct

      @crowebobby: a WHAT,”milk bottle”? huh?

      Jun 3, 2014 at 10:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      What the fuck is she doing here? Who gives a fuck about how many dicks she’s taken and how’s this even newsworthy?! A woman talking about men isn’t what I came here for.

      Jun 3, 2014 at 11:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bopper1
      Bopper1

      …hilarious, but can somebody tell me why any of this matters?…

      Jun 4, 2014 at 1:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maximilian
      Maximilian

      With a face and body like that who cares?

      BARF

      Jun 4, 2014 at 4:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      When I see it I believe it!.

      Jun 4, 2014 at 8:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WuzUpYall
      WuzUpYall

      He is gross.

      Jun 4, 2014 at 10:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • biscuit_batter
      biscuit_batter

      yum, i find Adrian very attractive and sexy. nothing wrong with a full bush either:)

      Jun 4, 2014 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gskorich
      gskorich

      queerty is really funny sometimes in what they call appropriate. ask a transwoman about her genitals and look out, andy cohen asks shaw about his dick size and they throw hime to the wolves but a woman tells us someone has a huge dick and its free range. lol

      Jun 4, 2014 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nevereclipsed81
      nevereclipsed81

      She’s writing a book about masterbating to Dawson’s Creek, and using Adrian Greniers penis to sell it? uhm. apparently anybody can get a book deal nowadays.

      Jun 5, 2014 at 3:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marc
      Marc

      The only bush I never cared for was the one that was at the White House. Men should look like men, not 12 year old boys.

      Jul 28, 2014 at 11:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Curtispsf
      Curtispsf

      My only hope is that Adrian Grenier’s “big bush” isn’t Barbara Bush.

      Aug 27, 2014 at 2:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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