Conservative Hero Totally Gay For Pay
 
 

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Cpl. Matt Sanchez made a name for himself after coming out against Columbia University's liberal students who, it seems, tormented him for his army-serving ways. Conservative politicos and pundits picked up on the story, prancing him from Bill O'Reilly to last week's Conservative Political Action Conference, where Ann Coulter famously called John Edwards a faggot.

Well, old eagle-eyed Joe from Joe.My.God and his loyal readers have found that long before the army and Columbia and finding the national spotlight, Sanchez acted in a number of gay pornos, including the deliciously entitled, Jawbreaker and Glory Holes of Fame 3. Under the name Rod Majors, the measly corporeal helped hordes of homos get off with his "11 inch uncut dick". Brilliant, right? Joe certainly think so:

Now, porn stars are entitled to enter the miliary, although Sanchez obviously had to do it on the downlow. Porn stars are entitled to have a right-wing ideology, even though the very people he supports would love to see gay porn stars strung up by the nuts.

The right-wing has gobbled this porn hunk up with a spoon, never knowing that tons of men have gobbled up his monster cock ON FILM. I love it, I love it, I love it.

We do, too, Joe. We do, too…

Can't wait to see what O'Reilly will have to say about this, especially after he took on Gavin Newsom's "Colt Studio Day".

 
 
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Comments (10)

No. 1 · The Billster

HAHAHAHA. That is priceless.

Posted: Mar 6, 2007 at 11:40 am
No. 2 · Roy

What else hides in the neocon closet?

Posted: Mar 6, 2007 at 12:07 pm
No. 3 · Daniel

He solicited my comments on Ugly Betty on Facebook. I gave them to him, and hadn't thought about him since. And now? I hear this? Love it!

Posted: Mar 6, 2007 at 12:44 pm
No. 4 · matthew.a.sanchez@gmail.com

I'll be posting an interview I did with a major blogger. So, hang in there.

Posted: Mar 6, 2007 at 3:30 pm
No. 5 · matthew.a.sanchez@gmail.com

Oh, the interview will post on

Joe.my.god. I spoke for him for almost an hour and.

Posted: Mar 6, 2007 at 3:33 pm
No. 6 · Paul Raposo

So Matty, are you a real homosexual, or just a gay-for-pay whore? The former would raise some questions that should be answered and the latter would explain your allegence to the Republicans.

Posted: Mar 6, 2007 at 4:35 pm
No. 7 · nystudman

I'd do him. but only without a condom.

Posted: Mar 6, 2007 at 6:42 pm
No. 8 · girl

same here but im not a dude id do him too fuck me

Posted: Mar 18, 2007 at 2:57 pm
No. 9 · Bobblmu

This site is the best!

Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 2:27 am
No. 10 · Bobblmu

This site is the best!

Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 2:32 am
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