“Could Somebody Remove the Malignant Reality Tumor Off My Back?”
By Queerty Staff · 17 comments· Updated on March 18, 2009
OH SNAP — Ridiculously fit Heisman Trophy winner and New Orleans Saints tailback willingly agrees to boost girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s profile. [GQ]
Photos: Alexi Lubomirski/GQ
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I think they are a cute couple. He is smoking! I would love a morning goods guy that looked like that. Note to Japhy- A guy with a little meat on the bones can be hot.
@getreal: another note to Japhy: a guy with some meat on his bones (especially around the butt) will make up for having a torso that’s been plucked to within an inch of its life. YUMMY!
whatever, my brother’s baby’s momma is hotter than her. He’s so fine that he should be able to get a woman who doesn’t need his help to promote her career.
Given that she is only famous because she made a sex tape with Brandy’s brother, it is probably just a matter of time before you’ll be able to see that.
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The Gay
Damn!! Look at that man’s ass!!
Nick
Yep. He could definitely get it. And, um…she could, too.
*idea*
Bill
Why is it impossible for a supposedly gay website to show half-naked GAY MEN?
Chris
@Bill: Maybe because there aren’t that many out there in the media?
Bill
If a gay website can go searching for gay news they can go searching for half-naked GAY MEN.
alan brickman
Cause they’re too busy dieting and plucking their brows into gay batwings….
getreal
I think they are a cute couple. He is smoking! I would love a morning goods guy that looked like that. Note to Japhy- A guy with a little meat on the bones can be hot.
HYHYBT
Does it really matter in any practical way (other than, in this case, a woman obscuring the view 🙂 ) whether the guys in the photos are gay or not?
mb00
@alan brickman: Ain’t that the truth brother, ain’t the truth!
mb00
I personally don’t have a problem with Kim Karsdashing. I think she’s super sexy and he’s just DAMN!!! They must have amazing sex.
jase
Could somebody learn how to spell “malignant”? Fail.
tavdy79
@getreal: another note to Japhy: a guy with some meat on his bones (especially around the butt) will make up for having a torso that’s been plucked to within an inch of its life. YUMMY!
benwa
whatever, my brother’s baby’s momma is hotter than her. He’s so fine that he should be able to get a woman who doesn’t need his help to promote her career.
Jason in WV
I wonder if he is as vacant-minded and self-centered as she is?
Oh wait. YES.
ChristopherM
@mb00:
Given that she is only famous because she made a sex tape with Brandy’s brother, it is probably just a matter of time before you’ll be able to see that.
alan brickman
he did want to date someone else but was told she was too white…he’s very hot…
TBSJR
She is messing up the pictures. Would love to see just him. Man he is HOT and she is lucky