Wheeler Walker Jr’s new country music song “Which One O’ You Queers Gonna Suck My Dick?” is bound to raise some eyebrows, but his new album, Redneck Shit, is an equal opportunity offender.
Walker is actually stand-up comic Ben Hoffman, the former host of Comedy Central’sThe Ben Show, but he insists his new comedy album is the real deal in an interview with Rolling Stone. The magazine calls Hoffman’s record “country’s new filthiest album.”
“If someone put in a machine, ‘What’s the way to sell the least amount of country records?’ I did that,” Hoffman said. “I pissed off every group.”
Other songs on the album include “Fuck You Bitch,” “Better Off Beatin’ Off,” and “Can’t Fuck You Off My Mind.” Still, there are limits. Hoffman points out that he nixed a song called “Shave Your Cunt” because it was misogynistic. He says he plans to do better with his next album.
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Hoffman insists his comedy album isn’t making fun of the genre. “How many times have you heard someone say, ‘I like all music, except for country?’ Every time I hear that, it pisses me off,” Hoffman said. “I’d be upset if people thought I was making fun of country music or rednecks with this record. I am a fucking redneck, these are my people and I love country music. You can’t make a record like this without loving country.”
Listen to the song below (although probably not at full volume at work). Be sure to wait around for the ending.
H/t: LGBTQ Nation
Ben Stimpson
Ineeded this, laughed too hard at this hehe
Vik Lewis
Kev Phillips
Here he is again….
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James Benson
Oh WOW i would suck it buddy
Aarmèse DeLavoie Dit Laventure
In a heart beat. He better have a big one.
Ian Aber
Whichever Queer takes him up on it and actually sucks his dick, please bite it off so he’ll stop asking….
Troy Herman-Cordova
Definitely not offended but it’s just not a good song.
Alex Kyle-Thundershield Simmons
I liked that song! It was funny and had a great rhythm to it! ð??ð??®ð???ð??ð?ºð??ð?¼
David Wickham
I’ll pass
arthurb3
That is a nice fur coat his is wearing!
Bill Jackson
lol
David G. Abler
Not offended. Some funny lyrics but not a very good song
Morgan James
A song in honor of all married men that show up for servicing ’cause they don’t consider it cheating ’cause it isn’t with a woman. I’ll pass.
RIck Dean
Who is this nobody? And why would anyone care what he “sings”.
jeffsmith60
Finally, leather daddies have anthem
jeffsmith60
an anthem
Uisce
@jeffsmith60: Other than every Judas Priest song out there.
Stached1
THis guy has nothing on David Allen Coe.
Philip Jones
it is nothing funny about this we have put down but we are man enough to get back up and keep pushing forward, this a cheap shot!
Corey Walker
I laughed
Raymond Perez
Whip it out, redneck mutha. I’ll rock your world.
Paco
How is it funny? Is he making fun of closet cases that only consider the other guy to be “queer” or what?
Arthur Saavedra
I’d rather suck in a urinal cake
Nathan Maxwell
Because its not gay if you’re not the one sucking the dick…
Mike Delapaz
Rene Fernandez
Phoenix Lopez Harman
Trash!
Victor Lopez
Clever!
Gauge Campbell
Taylor Boutin
John Hogan
Offensive
Tom Brauer
Quinn
Gus Anderson
Angel Salazar
I can’t understand half of the song because of his accent
Christopher Snider
Steven
Sam Oropeza
Ridiculous
Joseph C Landis-Midnight
Funny. Offense is a
made up bullshit.
Juanjo
I guess some people do not get the humor of the lyrics. Listen to what is being said and how. He is royally punking rednecks
Marcus Antoni Ruiz
so dl, prob doesn’t have a profile pic either.
Darryl King
NONE
seaguy
Only a desperate queer would suck his microbe is. Awful song!
Joey Boyd
Not offended at all.
Sluggo2007
I’d like to see it performed live.
Mark Mood
It’s a parody. The singer is a comic (with bad diction). I’m pretty sure the character singing is supposed to be at least bi if not gay.
Shadeaux
LOL. I use to go to the gay clubs thinking the same thing when I was single. If this song were out, I would have been singing it as I pulled into the club’s parking lot.
GayEGO
Well gol durn it! My jaw is tired! :>)
Bob LaBlah
I love him. He is what is called down here a typical white boy, singing from deep inside his broken heart. This is what ya’ll might refer to as low down country, which is gaining popularity. Its like the gangster rap of the early nineties being done country style. He’s a modern day Conway Twitty. I didn’t think the day would come when ol’ Conway would have competition in the redneck field of country music. Too bad ol’ Conway left us. But another has come along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJDBos5Vyw
smoose55
offended, yes… now which one of you rednecks wants to get fucked by a queer. I’m sure you will enjoy it…a-hole
Stached1
@smoose55: You realize it’s a parody/comedy song, right?
Hun
There’s only one David Allan Coe, cowboy.
https://youtu.be/lnZxsTJHVrc
Steve Karper
rednecks the stupid racists of the bible belt south, hating all kinds of people suck my richard you boob
onthemark
I was in Las Vegas several years ago & somehow ended up at a country/western GAY bar (I forget the name) – was unaware that such a “milieu” existed! Seemed kinda silly but I’m guessing the southwest in general (esp. Texas?) has a lot of places like that. Can imagine this song being played there.
chris_clb614
A couple of happy endings there.
@Hun: Now I know why this guy isn’t a “mainstream” country music guy.
nick458
I’ve lived in the south and the Midwest my whole life and I feel like I understand what he is touching upon. Many guys around here like to play with us gay guys because the say “it’s not cheating if its with your buddy”. Sexuality is much more fluid in the South, many more swingers and people who will sleep with both genders as they realize that sexuality is fluid. Also, I have found that out in the country where the hillbillies are is much more accepting of gay people than the southern cities are. I understand how his words could be misinterpreted but I really think that there is a cultural difference that some are unfamiliar with and are misinterpreting.
emanueldunn
I love it. Reminds me of what is so fun about straight guys who like to get blown by gay guys. How great that a song popularizes this practice, satirical though it may be. Let’s hope more straight guys decide to give it a try!