Craig, Wife Ready For Their Close Up
Matt Lauer Nabs Interview
 

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Senator Larry Craig and his wife Suzanne will chat with NBC's Matt Lauer for a "wide-ranging" interview.

No doubt Craig's going to attempt to explain his resignation flip-flop, failed attempt to reverse a disorderly conduct guilty plea and his party's backstabbing.

Suzanne will have to justify staying married to a man who has a long, well-known history of toilet trolling.

The interview will air next Tuesday night. Get excited!

Comments (6)

No. 1 · Mrs Patrick Campbell

Miss Craig is married to the fish for the 'beard value'. The fish stays married to Miss Craig for the 'money value'.

Is this so hard to understand?

Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 12:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Matt

Will he have a wide stance in his wide-ranging interview?

So first I was delighted that a nasty old hypocrite got publicly humiliated; then I was thrilled that he annoyed the republican establishment by hanging around their necks like a rotting bird on a string; now I'm just puzzled by this sad, pathetic man's insistence on humiliating himself.

Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · mozzer13

Matt Lauer? Will Larry be able to control himself?!

Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 4:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Mrs Patrick Campbell

Larry Craig and Matt Lauer - two closeted homosexuals.

Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:27 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Mrs Patrick Campbell

Closeted homosexuals such as Miss Lauer must be exposed at once!

Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · ProfessorVP

A horrible thought, waking up next to Larry Craig. Lucky for the missus, she doesn't have to.

Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 6:17 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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