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Crocker Headed Into New Territory


Horrific attention whore Chris Crocker announced a new project today.

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Jul 28, 2008
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  • 20 Comments
    • damien
      damien

      Kill me.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      He’s been hanging out with Alexis Arquette, you think she would have taught him how to use a lip liner.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Milkman
      The Milkman

      Girlfriend needs to get some powder and beat down that five o’clock shadow on her upper lip.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 4:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • walt zipprian
      walt zipprian

      She needs an education.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lost
      Lost

      She’s a legend in her own mind.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rsquared
      Rsquared

      I’m not going to Ms. Chris Crocker.

      And shouldn’t a voice of a generation have something to say?

      Jul 28, 2008 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eminent Victorian
      Eminent Victorian

      You know what could have helped you, “bitch”? SCHOOL!

      Hilariously pathetic. God save grandparents’ basements in Tennessee!

      Jul 28, 2008 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Imelda
      Imelda

      We have a word for this: C**t

      Jul 28, 2008 at 6:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek
      CitizenGeek

      Chris Crocker is -not- a voice of this generation. At all. He is a pathetic attention whore. That said, I can’t help but be interested in him. But only in the way that I’d be “interested” in a train wreck or a car crash.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanReeser
      AlanReeser

      Euthanasia really would do this body good.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris Crocker Sucks Shit
      Chris Crocker Sucks Shit

      Seriously. After his “Leave Britney Alone” mess who the fuck has paid attention to him? He’s so 2007 it’s not even funny.

      No one cares about you Chris. You’re just a hot tranny mess who’s not even hot. You’re just a mess. You need to grow the fuck up.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 11:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alacer
      Alacer

      he said crisises. twice. a little bell should have gone off in his head during the taping of this video. something like “oh god, my life has amounted to nothing” sort of thing. crisES! god…

      Jul 28, 2008 at 11:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • emb
      emb

      I was tempted, but only tempted, and only briefly, to click on that li’l black arrow, but then sanity reasserted itself, so I have no idea what this creature had to say.

      My day is better for that.

      Jul 28, 2008 at 11:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joseph
      Joseph

      Ok, I’m all for expressing yourself but she’s a train wreck. And, umm, an education would have taught her that “Ms.” is pronounced “Mizzzz”. “Miss” is pronounced “Miss”. Funny how that works…

      Jul 28, 2008 at 11:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scooter Bangs
      Scooter Bangs

      Wow, i thought it was that sad old hooker who was suing her husband for her NYC apt. Seriously. If this kid ever gets a real job he should play her in a YouTube Movie of the week. 8 minutes and all filmed with a web cam. I can’t tell the Youtube trannies apart anymore.
      Who the hell is this freak anyway? I hope his speedy slurring and ego mania is the result of a drug problem. You can go to reHab for meth. you can’t do anything for stupidity.

      Jul 29, 2008 at 9:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack Jett
      Jack Jett

      I never knew he had been viewed by hundreds of millions. He is like a gay Zamfir.

      Jul 29, 2008 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gavin
      Gavin

      God, Chris Crocker USED to be funny (at least part-time) before his Britney video blew up. Now all of his videos are completely unwatchable. News flash: you’re not famous! The masses of humanity aren’t carefully studying your every move! It’s funny to me that as he becomes less and less self-aware, he becomes more and more self-righteous.

      Jul 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rikard
      Rikard

      There used to be something touching about this kid when his posts were honest rants about what he was feeling. He looks so high and strung out now that I don’t think he can feel anything. That creature is a zombie stalker looking for a live celebrity to feed on now that Brinnie is on ice.

      Jul 29, 2008 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Smokey Martini
      Smokey Martini

      Ooooh, I just cringed with The Ms. repeated
      ‘crisises’ over, and Over, and OVER again!

      It’s “CRISES,” bitch!

      Jul 29, 2008 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      He is probably the MOST irritating human being on this planet. Completely blows me away that people have sunk so low to be enthralled in this pointless image obsessed form of entertainment.

      GO AWAY ALREADY CROCKER.

      Jul 30, 2008 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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