Talk about a letdown!

Our – um – interest was piqued this morning when we read about a "pervert" who secretly films men's crotches on the subway, posts the videos on YouTube and provides dirty, lecherous commentary, like this: "The bulge on him just brings so much to the imagination . . . and the fact that he was oblivious to my filming is so great." Indeed…

Lawyerly types told the New York Post that since the crotches are already "public display" and the man isn't making any money, there's nothing illegal about the videos. Someone else must have convinced the filmmaker otherwise, because the account – the appropriately entitled "househead7d5," which also included tours of Dallas' South Fork Ranch – has been closed.

Another dream dashed…