Finding herself in an absurd, entirely unsavory predicament, a young mother is asking the Internet for advice. In what could simply be a crafty attempt to never clean up a dirty diaper, her husband has proven unwilling to touch their son’s private parts because, in his eyes, that’s really “gay.”
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“I’ve been married to my husband for three years,” she writes on Reddit, “but we’ve been dating for two years before that. He’s honestly the best person I’ve ever met.”
Well, apparently she needs to get out of the house more often. While her hubby was “very happy” to hear she was expecting, and they were “super excited” to discover they were having a boy, things took a turn for the dismal when she started boning up on baby books:
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I’ve been reading about diaper rash and how important it is to change the diaper and clean the baby as soon as possible.
“I told my husband that when the baby comes he needs to use baby wipes on the groin and butt as a precaution since it can be pretty bad.
“He stopped me and said that I would be changing all of the diapers, that he doesn’t want to touch anything because it’s gay and that it’s my responsibility.”
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She’s understandably shocked and confused by this reaction: “Our baby is our son, we need to take care of him.”
As Pink News reports, Reddit users have been quick to voice their opinions on the matter.
“Touching his son is gay,” one writes. “Does that mean he would help if it were a girl? How creepy is that?”
“But I am kinda suspecting that he’s expecting you to do all the child rearing and this is an excuse, not an argument.”
No word yet on whether he feels comfortable playing the occasional round of peek-a-boo, or whether that’s also too gay.
misterhollywood
One can’t help but wonder the amount of homophobia (internalized) this man likely has for himself. And yes, if it were a girl and he were OK with touching the baby nude, that would certainly say a lot.
A guy like this is the worst type of person. You already know that child is going to have to deal with toxic masculine BS and the kid is going to be messed up. Maybe the woman in this story will be smart enough to dump her man like yesterday’s trash. Because that is what he is.
Chris
WOW! I’d get his father to talk with him about diaper changing 101.
klaw
What????!!!!,(in his faulty mentality)so changing a girls diaper is pedophilic.too bad!
GG
Um, does he ever masturbate? That’s a man’s hand touching your junk, dude. Or, conversely, YOU are touching a man’s noodle and getting him off. And you seem to be okay with that. Just sayin’.
stanpaske
While I think he is a dick and I would hit him upside the head with a dirty diaper or two. I would have her ask him, “If his changing the diaper is gay, is her changing the diaper pedophilia, Asshole?” If he does not get the point, I would make sure his dick does have a hole to plug until he comes to his senses, because him being a father is a f-ing mistake not worthy of repeating.
Malcolm Forest
If this IS a true story, this guy needs urgent counselling. He is very messed up in his head, and I would be worried he would pass this on to his offsrping.
Alistair Wiseman
Granted, it is odd.
However, the wife says, “He’s honestly the best person I’ve ever met.” If this is the worst complaint you have about your spouse: Honey, count your blessings.
Dave Downunder
More contrived reddit clap trap. Don’t buy into it guys. Only trolls and bullsh!ters post these stupid stories on reddit.
Sluggo2007
“He’s honestly the best person I’ve ever met.” Apparently, she’s not too choosy.
Zekester
She better check his computer for kiddie porn. Any man who thinks sexually when thinking about wiping poop off of a baby is a sick pervert.
onthemark
I hope they get a baby daughter who has chronic diarrhea!