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Dan Osborne’s Bulge Attends Premiere Event With Dan Osborne

British reality hunk Dan Osborne attended the premiere of The Expendables 3 in London Monday night, where he decided to walk the red carpet with a massive and obvious bulge, an entity large enough to qualify as his +1.

The photos below were shared on Twitter by an Irish fan last night, and then dutifully reported by our friends at Attitude. Next month, Dan will join them as the magazine’s new official fitness guru.

We’ve covered Dan’s hot body extensively, naming him the hottest man to ever pose in Attitude and religiously posting his at-home bathtub selfies. If your insides are still screaming for more, the Daily Mail has some incredibly sexy shots of him emerging from the ocean this week.

By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Aug 6, 2014
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    • Xzamilio

      God, the thirst.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sanfranca1

      It’s not all that big… He is definitely hot, though.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      @sanfranca1: I’m sure it grows appropriately. My question is what kind of straight man has a Michael Jackson tattoo? Does not compute, does not compute…

      Aug 6, 2014 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • luvit00

      @Alan down in Florida Maybe a straight man who really likes Michael Jackson.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive

      Is the Tom Jones look making a comeback? Nice to see, but mortified for his sake.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lauchlan

      Meeeh , it’s just the way European pants are cut.Every male looks as if they’ve got a semi hardon in slimline trousers

      Aug 6, 2014 at 7:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StucknTx

      That’s not a bulge; that’s a camel toe!

      Aug 6, 2014 at 7:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cflekken

      What a f*cking douchebag. I hate him. But I want him now……

      Aug 6, 2014 at 8:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evji108

      The funny thing is it looks like his balls are all twisted in a knot with his dick. Maybe he got his panties in a twist while dressing.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Milk

      Someone need to dress him well. I’ll volunteer. I’ll place his balls and penis appropriately.

      Aug 6, 2014 at 10:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley

      No, seriously. Wtf is this shit?

      Aug 7, 2014 at 3:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive

      @cflekken, LOL.

      Aug 7, 2014 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      It was done on purpose, of course. To attract media attention.

      Aug 8, 2014 at 3:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • YesIDid

      Oh, Dan… those tats… WHY?????

      Aug 8, 2014 at 6:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mz.sam

      He’s sexy and he knows it….Ooooh yeah!!!

      Aug 21, 2014 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • keepcalm

      I see a testicle. I got a Facebook alert for THIS?

      Feb 21, 2015 at 11:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maude


      So says my physical therapist who looked great in his new pair yesterday.

      Mar 7, 2015 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • silveroracle

      Hot. Let me at hm.

      May 27, 2015 at 7:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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