When your name is synonymous with the two words “boy wizard,” it’s got to be difficult to shake your magical beginnings.
This is a problem that only affects Daniel Radcliffe, and there is no known cure.
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Perhaps he thought his role in the upcoming Swiss Army Man would ensure the furthest thing possible from his Harry Potter identity — he is, after all, playing a corpse.
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Well as luck would have it, his rigor mortis erection acts as something of an imaginary magic wand for costar Paul Dano to find his way home in the just-released red band trailer.
It’s giving us Weekend at Bernie’s meets Cast Away, with a dash of Brokeback Mountain:
kzen64
Okay, that is just f’in hilarious… must see while completely stoned.
Stache
Ha. Will wait for it on Netflix though.
Mack
@kzen64: That would be a trip and a half. It is a hilarious trailer hope the whole movie is just as funny.
girldownunder
Weird as f*ck!
Want to see it!