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Daniel Tosh Tempted His Straight Buddies With Viagra + Gay Porn. Could Any Of Them Get It Up?

Daniel Tosh’s first joke: Being intersex. Second joke: Straight guys are uncomfortable about anyone thinking they’re gay. Or at least that’s the premise of Tosh.0‘s “Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge,” where the oft-suspected-to-be-gay comedian and a few friends pop those sweet little blue pills, put on the man-on-man hardcore flicks, and see who gets wood the fastest. All of which is easier to see, because they’re all wearing notorious chub-showcasing apparel: the sweatpant. First one to a semi is a queer! So who, uh, won?

Nobody. After supposedly watching two hours of butt action, none of the virile young men got hard. WHICH MEANS ALL OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTE ZEROES ON THE KINSEY SCALE, hurray!

By:           JD
On:           Jan 27, 2011
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  • 23 Comments
    • Ryan
      Ryan

      None of them? At all? This seems unlikely to me at best.

      Jan 27, 2011 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucas
      Lucas

      Thing is, this test is completely flawed. When I watch the porn I’m most attracted to (let alone awful porn) I never get a raging boner without touching something, but I do just the quarter chubs.

      And therein lies the problem with this experiment, sure they didn’t get noticeable boners, I don’t even get that and I’m a full on Kinsey-6. But what about the slight boner you get when you see a hot guy/girl on the street. This test completely disregards the most frequent boner of all time.

      Jan 27, 2011 at 1:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucas
      Lucas

      Typo, meant *But I do get the quarter chubs

      Jan 27, 2011 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Luxury
      Luxury

      Bullshit.

      Jan 27, 2011 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikey
      mikey

      this seems completely plausible …

      nothing makes for a limp evening than watching girl-on-girl “straight” porn.

      Jan 27, 2011 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Luxury
      Luxury

      I take that back… now that I think about it, there have been plenty of times when I’ve watched Gay Porn and… well…

      Jan 27, 2011 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      I wouldn’t get even a half chubster watching porn in sweats with a bunch of straight guys. I’m shy !

      Remember, this is “comedy”, not a real study and it was being recorded, so that too could put a damper on the dongster getting noticibly distended.

      Put me in a room with Dan alone, though, and there’s no telling what might happen!

      Jan 27, 2011 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jj
      jj

      The adrenaline from being nervous and on camera and having to stand up for 2 hours, would have negated the vasodialatory effects of the Viagra. Bad experiment.

      Jan 27, 2011 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake the libertarian
      Jake the libertarian

      LOL! I saw this on his show the other night… all im going to say is nothing kills a chubby quicker than standing in a room full of people while wearing sweatpants and really not wanting everyone to see my dick… I think I could have even passed that one.

      Also, they have at least one gay writer (hes been in episodes before). Shouldn’t they have used him as a control?

      Jan 27, 2011 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Toby
      Toby

      If a bunch of 20 somethings and 30 somethings took Viagra and didn’t get a boner…even if they are watching the christmas parade…

      They should get their hearts check…that’s scary unhealthy. Viagra doesn’t really care what you’re watching.

      Jan 27, 2011 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack e jett
      jack e jett

      @Lucas: My new favorite phrase…..quarter chubs.

      Great name for gay club or chic salad.

      Jan 27, 2011 at 4:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Petey
      Petey

      “But what about the slight boner you get when you see a hot guy/girl on the street.”

      UGH. That’s the biggest boner killer of all time!

      Jan 27, 2011 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucas
      Lucas

      @Petey: lol, I laughed and I feel really bad about it.

      Jan 27, 2011 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • demonyc
      demonyc

      lotsa gay porn leaves me limp. i have my preferences. some str8 porn will get me up if i like the guy and they show him off enough.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McMike
      McMike

      The University of Georgia did a study on 100% heterosexual men, men who claimed to never have even one sexual thought about another guy. They divided them into homophobes and non-homophobes and showed them gay porn. 33% of the nonhomophobes got aroused (with 25% getting total wood) and 80% of the homophobes got aroused (with 66% getting total wood) so this is bogus since Tosh gave them Viagra too.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • driouxcipher
      driouxcipher

      The porn they were watching was obviously terrible. If they had invested in some decent smut, they might have had a different reaction.

      Jan 28, 2011 at 12:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cranston Cranium
      Cranston Cranium

      Daniel,
      The looks on your face gave the impression that you weren’t aroused by the video. Fail!

      Jan 28, 2011 at 5:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      Why do people always assume that porn indicates your sexual orientation? Your sexual orientation is indicated by the gender that arouses you in terms of the sexual experience. Porn is not about sexual experience, it’s about sexual voyeurism. Sexual voyeurism does not define your sexual orientation.

      Also, why do so many people assume that porn will always give you an erection? I’ve seen tons of male-male porn which has left me limp. Doesn’t do anything for me. Then I will suddenly see a male-male scene that I find interesting and arousing.

      Keep in mind that most porn is performed by dull, lifeless people with drug habits. Their performances in front of the camera are hardly going to be inspiring….

      Jan 28, 2011 at 8:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • testington
      testington

      Hahah I thought it was a funny segment. Tosh does a good job of making jokes without being cruel or hateful. Sure he will make a joke or two about ay group of people but is never too mean about it

      Jan 28, 2011 at 11:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Raymond
      Raymond

      Soooooo I am guessing that the purpose of this “experiment” was to see if there was a fag in the room. This is pretty offensive. It’s not even funny given the amount of anti-gay hate floating around these days.

      Jan 29, 2011 at 10:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jay
      Jay

      I know this is silly question and off topic but I really like the shirt Daniel has on in the clip — anyone know who makes it?

      Jan 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mcm
      mcm

      How stupid are the people on here? The reason they took the viagra is because of the people and cameras there. Obviously without it they could restrain themselves, but with the viagra is a different story.
      Just because they are not raging homos, people on here can’t accept that?

      Jan 31, 2011 at 6:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • danieltosh
      danieltosh

      i watch gay porn and i love jerkin off to it then eating my cum

      Feb 21, 2011 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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