Don’t you just want to grab his face and lick it?
You’re not the first one, apparently. In an interview with Cosmo this week, the 20-year-old actor dished on
101 sex tips to make your man say ooh la la his craziest encounter with a “Gleek gone wild”:
Cosmo: Have you ever had an encounter with a Gleek gone wild?
Darren Criss: A guy licked my face—straight up grabbed my head and licked my face.
And because it’s Cosmo, they had to reassure readers that he isn’t gay in real life:
C: You’re not gay; you just play gay on TV. Do you ever feel the need to assert your heterosexuality?
DC: No. I know who I am. I feel bad for guys who have to flex their muscles. But hey, if that’s the way to make yourself feel comfortable as a man—as long as it isn’t antagonizing anybody—go for it. I’m okay with your getting a Miata to feel like a dude; just don’t be a dick about it.
Now if only we could get him to use “dick,” “muscles,” and “lick” in the same response, the world would be a much better place.