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Face? Face? What piker is going to grab that man and just lick his face!?!
Why would he mind? He lets Ryan Murphy lick more than that.
A Miata doesn’t make anyone a “dude,” dude. It’s a girly car-
@dewin: That was the joke.
He handled that well. If a stranger licked my face, I’d be a little horrified. I don’t know where that tongue’s been!
I don’t think he is hot enough to make everyone want to lick his face.
O Darrem Criss é um homem muito lindo, mas além de lamber seu rosto eu adoraria lamber também seu cuzinho e encher seu saquinho de beijos. E penetrarmo-nos um ao outro dos jeitos mais deliciosos.
@Palmer Scott: One who doesn’t want to be injured or arrested?
I’m just trying to figure out what the blue animated monkey has to do with any of this.
No. 7 Translation: The Darrem Criss is a very lovely man, but in addition to lick your face I also love to lick her ass and fill her purse with kisses. And penetrarmo us to one another the most delicious ways.
Use English. Remember, it’s the language of commerce (B5).
he isn’t a poor man
I think he is very talented. He must be a really great actor, because I would have sworn on a stack of Bibles that he was gay. (I’d swear to lies on a stack of Bibles since its just a book, but I digress.) If he is really straight, then it is more evidence we are winning the war.
@hyhybt You do realize I was joking, don’t you?
@Palmer Scott: Of course.
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