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Davey Wavey And Jake Bass Measure Their Dicks In “Online Inches”

davey-wavey-jake-bassThe average penis size, according to YouTube sensation Davey Wavey, is 5.1 inches. If you ask Jake Bass, professional Cockyboy and conqueror of “porn-sized dicks,” the average penis is around 7 inches.

But at least there’s one thing these boys can agree on: Most men don’t know how to measure their dicks at all, regardless of their size. That’s why they’re offering a handy tutorial on how to measure your dick in “online inches,” which basically amounts to doubling whatever measurement you’ve taken.

Check it out below, and see if you can catch a glimpse of Jake’s “15-incher” in the mirror behind him.

Check out more of Jake Bass and Davey Wavey on Instagram.

By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Aug 9, 2014
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  • 14 Comments
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      Jake Bass is a work of art.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      I’ve seen a tape measure designed for that!

      Well, OK, it’s intended to make centering things easier, but one edge has normal inches and fractions and the other has the same markings half as far apart.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 4:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateOcean
      NateOcean

      I’ve been reporting an honest 7-inches.

      NOW I find out we are supposed to be *erect* when we measure it?

      sheesh

      Aug 9, 2014 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateOcean
      NateOcean

      @hyhybt: Well then just multiply by 9/5 and add 32.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      @NateOcean: Hello friend;)

      Aug 9, 2014 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xzamilio
      Xzamilio

      I prefer growers to showers. With showers, it’s more often than not “what you see is what you get” with maybe give or take an extra two inches when erect. But growers? They are a mystery… it’s like watching a tug transform into yacht before your very eyes. Or a tugboat into a rowboat; it’s not always a good conclusion to the mystery lol

      Aug 9, 2014 at 5:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xzamilio
      Xzamilio

      Sigh… do some squats, Davey. That lower body is ugh.

      Aug 9, 2014 at 5:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      *yawn*

      Aug 9, 2014 at 5:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      @Xzamilio: You seriously CRACKED ME UP! Thanks. DW is definitely devolving.

      Aug 10, 2014 at 12:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bopper1
      Bopper1

      …DW’s got bigger tits than Dolly Parton…ugh…

      Aug 10, 2014 at 2:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tookietookie123
      Tookietookie123

      I always thought I was average, until I decided to measure it with a tape measure. I was about 8.3 inches, and I remember thinking I did something wrong which I didn’t… I’ve always thought I was average, so you can imagine my disappointment when I see others in bed lol big penises are pretty to look at but not so fun in bed, it takes a quarter of a century and a few buckets of lube just to get it in.

      Aug 10, 2014 at 5:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • buffnightwing
      buffnightwing

      This new generation is so camera obsessive. What have we done? OMG!!!!

      Aug 10, 2014 at 6:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thebutterflycatcher
      thebutterflycatcher

      Two deeply annoying people.

      Aug 10, 2014 at 11:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JusMe_DoinMe
      JusMe_DoinMe

      DW voice is irritating as hell

      Aug 11, 2014 at 9:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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