Davey Wavey Daily: How to Hook Up Online
 
 

How do you find guys online? Well, you can use Queerty's advertisers, or you can take tips from YouTube mascot Davey Wavey! He's got some helpful tips, like make sure the guy you're gonna meet in person has a Facebook or MySpace profile (because that makes them "authentic"!). Also, tell a friend that you're going to meet some Internet stranger, because you don't want to end up a victim. This, from a guy who fantasizes about the Craigslist Killer.

 
 
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Comments (27)

No. 1 · Will

This guy is terribly dumb and terribly boring. Why is this on here?

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 10:45 am
No. 2 · Patrick

@Will: It´s Queerty, that´s why

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:00 am
No. 3 · wowjustwow

Dippy Wippy.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:02 am
No. 4 · RU4Real

Please, who is he to give advice? Everyone knows, and studies back this up, that online dating is the worst tool to find someone serious. This guy has no life, spending all his time on a computer making silly clips. Enough with the YouTube narcissists. Is he friends with someone at Queerty? Is that why he's here?

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:25 am
No. 5 · Bill

God, Queerty sucks lately. This is important to me why?

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:28 am
No. 6 · Qjersey

Davey, you have a hot bod and are kinda cute, but your face is a wreck, do you drink too much or don't sleep enough?

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:31 am
No. 7 · Thom Freeheart

More Davey Wavey please.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:43 am
No. 8 · MakeItNotBeTrue

Did he say "using your Internets"? How many Internets are there? LOL

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:51 am
No. 9 · naprem

Please.

Stop.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:56 am
No. 10 · Scott

@Thom Freeheart: Thom with an H, STFU! As you can see, the majority of readers here are tired of this mindless tweaked-out flake! Please go directly to his site if you want "More Davey Wavey".

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 12:30 pm
No. 11 · Thom Freeheart

@Scott: If you don't like Davey, don't watch. And if you do watch, don't complain about having to watch it.

Stop the hate.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 12:37 pm
No. 12 · Joe

@MakeItNotBeTrue: The whole Internet"s" mention is a punch line many use to poke fun of our "brilliant" former President who called the Internet Internets.

But I doubt Davey Wavey is smart enough to be in on the joke!

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 12:39 pm
No. 13 · Carl

Thom,
If you can't live without the insightful DW to guide you along your troubled way go here to get your next life tip.

http://www.breaktheillusion.com/?p=1375

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 12:47 pm
No. 14 · Thom Freeheart

Feel free to start your own internet site if you don't like how the editors of Queerty are running this one.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 1:12 pm
No. 15 · Hexx

@RU4Real: But I met my current boyfriend on Craigslist, and he's probably the best guy I've ever dated. And one of my friends has been in a relationship with a guy for almost a year whom he also met on Craigslist. AND I know several people who have used dating websites beyond craigslist to date, and they have found great partners (I'm talking about heteros now though, not gay partners). So… maybe finding someone online isn't so bad.

….and i haven't even watched the video yet… [gods grant me the strength to NOT WATCH. But it's like a train wreck. Once I start, I can't stop looking.]

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 1:23 pm
No. 16 · Matt

I admit it. I use Davy Wavy's pics when I post a scat or vomit play ad on Craigslist because every single time I watch one of his videos i want to shit or vomit or both.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 1:48 pm
No. 17 · Ryan Gosling

This tiresome bitch looks progessively more tinaed-out each time she's posted here.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 2:30 pm
No. 18 · Tom in COS

@Matt: ROLMFAO. I think I may have just pee'd myself from your comment.

That being said Davey's one of those fagala's that makes me wanna switch teams and be a hetero (or a unich, but I digress). Thank god for men like Andrea Zanchini.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm
No. 19 · MakeItNotBeTrue

Thank Joe, I agree. I don´t think he was using "the Internets" as a punch line; he is not that clever. It was more in the same intellectual league as our former president. And THIS is the future of GAY America. God help us all!

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 4:56 pm
No. 20 · Dale

This guy's face is frightening. His eyes are little vaginas.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 5:09 pm
No. 21 · Edna Somnabulist

@Ryan Gosling: I totally agree. PUT DOWN THE PIPE…or at least pass it

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 9:05 pm
No. 22 · Hugh Dong

You sure sound like a hateful bunch of queens. Well you do.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 9:06 pm
No. 23 · scott ny'er

Ugh! You made me watch him again!!! Grrrr. Blech.

How old is THIS dude?

Anyway, not everyone joins social sites. While I did join Myspace, I NEVER go there. I only did it for a friend. I hate all those graphics/music things that slow my computer up.

I'll cop to Facebook tho.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:27 pm
No. 24 · Alec

@scott ny'er: I think he's pretty young, 25.

This at least feels authentic. Unlike the New Agey "hope springs eternal" advice that's often passed off as wisdom.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 11:31 pm
No. 25 · Rasa

Oh, Queerty!

You "raise the standards" of what a gay blog should be whenever you post Davey Wavey.

You show us the strength of your commitment to GLBT rights.

You give us something to aspire to.

You hold up a model for intellect and ideals.

You show us your true colors.

And you get so much fan mail out of it, too, don't you?

And that's ultimately why you'll keep feeding Davey to us– 'cause you know there'll be so many responses and comments and stuff.

Lots of outrage.

But also, lots of "Hey! Nice pecs!"

Oh Queerty! You love him so! Aren't you just doing the best job EVER of making a meaningful contribution to the GBLT community??

Keep up your wonderful wonderful commitment.

Feh!

Posted: May 29, 2009 at 1:47 am
No. 26 · Jim

I came across Davey Wavey while searching for videos on some mundane subject on YouTube. I think he's delightful. Always happy and upbeat, and yes, adorably cute. He's been posting videos for several years now. I'm not sure if it's drinking/drugs, or just natural aging (it sure ain't overexposure to the sun). Anyway, he's harmless, and it wouldn't hurt the gay community to have a few more like him.

Posted: May 29, 2009 at 3:23 pm
No. 27 · Inukumaru

This gay novel has pretty extreme views about religion and being gay all done in a sci-fi style sory, the writer was even almost killed when this book was first published. After being banned in his own country it is now available.
check the plot – As predicted by Isaac Newton the second coming happened and as the world waited to see what was about to happen an appointed man was sent to meet God, hours later God had vanished and the man came out immortal; no apocalypse, no destruction and no salvation. This gave birth to a chain of holy wars that almost chattered Earth's civilizations and so giving birth to a mass colonization of planets to ensure peace by separation. Thousands of years later all was at peace by until Endings were born; humans connected to their planets in such a way that they are capable of destroying them should they wish it. Now Earth's Ending has been born and the day to pass judgment draws near.
it can be found here

http://www.lulu.com/content/pa.....d-/7182389

Apart from that it is very hard to find

Posted: May 29, 2009 at 9:57 pm
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