Davey has relocated to Toronto for 14 weeks. (Normally he’s in Rhode Island or something.) But he’s not happy with the place he rented. The shitty locks! The fluorescent lights! The window-installed air conditioning! Too dumpy for Queerty‘s YouTube mascot?
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Davey Wavey Daily: New Apartment Too Low Brow For His Pecs
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jojoko
we don’t care about davey wavey
red phone
and it’s not even posted “daily,” is it? wtf??
Edna Sonambulist
Of course he’s Queerty’s mascot. He’s as vapid as the people who “write” for this site.
jake
Oh, this is your mascot. Bye bye websWHITE. YOU SUCK.
this makes total sense..this is esentially the face of gay white america, the face of this stupid website. don’t censor me either, unless you’re against the first amendment.
Jeff
PLEASE STOP WITH THE DAVEY WAVEY!! He nauseates most of us.
lets give you a hint. Lefferts GOOD. Davey Wavey BAD
Jason
I find Davey Wavey pretty annoying but this is the worst. Oh you poor thing, having to live for 14 weeks in an unrenovated high rise apartment with a better view than most of us real gays could ever afford. Nevermind all of us (thankfully not me) who don’t have jobs at all right now. Get real.
Dick
WTF is this loser?
Jamie
Can you say high-maintenance? Jesus Christ.
TANK
Puke in a fan.
michael
Whew! Are folks so desperate for entertainment that a guy like this could actually create a following for himself? I understand the attraction people have with being a voyeur into other peoples lives but this is so uninteresting.
Mark.of.Antares
Davey Wavey is about as upbeat and cheerful as this site is bitter.
Let’s find a happy medium here, people!
Yeah, and Mr. Wavey’s quality of life is apparently a lot higher than the rest of reality. cry moar, plz kthxbai
Chris
You all have made me very happy with your comments because I swore to God it was only me who was annoyed by this Davey Wavey character. Let’s find “mascots” that are actual people dealing with actual problems in some respectable way, rather than people who blow shit out of proportion.
Angus
Did anyone read the story of the Catholic Church in Ireland being found guilty of sex abuse of children for the last 50 years? And they think they have the moral authority to decide who gets married and who does not. Fuck the lot of them, including that creepy pope guy.
Alec
It’s very hard for me to watch “Davey Wavey” without laughing; he sounds exactly like this Mormon guy I know. To a t.
I think someone needs to explore the idea of personality cults on youtube specifically and the internet generally, on a related note.
Steve
@jake:
The first amendment refers to the US Congress:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
note that it doesn’t say “Queerty”.
OTOH, OMG, mascot? Davey Wavey is damn annoying…but in a train wreck sort of way…you just have to watch…can’t look away…must stop…no, really, stop.
fixator
Well, for such a supposed health nut as he claims to be he’s got a lot wrinkles and bags around his eyes…what?! Just saying
Rob Tisinai
@jake: Sorry, everybody, I know it doesn’t matter, but it’s a pet peeve of mine: Jake, the First Amendment HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PRIVATE WEBSITES DELETING COMMENTS–IT’S ONLY ABOUT GOVERNMENT ACTION!
Okay, I’m done shouting. The First Amendment starts with the words “Congress shall make no law…” It certainly does not require Queerty (or any other private organization) to give you a forum for your speech.
Thom Freeheart
More Davey please. He makes me smile at the end of a stressful day.
Braeden
this guy’s a fucking idiot. i live in toronto, and i’m embarrassed he’s here.
yes, queen victoria. because canada is a member of the commonwealth. which queen victoria used to rule. so we have a day.
google it, idiot.
it’s as inane as me going to rhode island and saying “yeah, it’s july the fourth. they’re celebrating it. I don’t know why… the independence of something.”
TANK
@Braeden:
braeden, here in the states, we call it indeependence day. Only trash calls it the the fourth of jewwwwwlie (not july the fourth, either, canuck).
atdleft
Oh jeez, this is hilarious! Keep the Davey Wavey coming! (And not just b/c his first name is my last name…) đ
Richard
OK, seriously, which of the editors is fucking Davey Wavey? Can you not see we’re uninterested in this tripe? Jesus Christ.
Edna Sonambulist
@fixator: It’s from all the meth he does that keeps him up at night and to keep himself supposedly hot.
@Angus: This is actually worth “reporting” on. Not a flaming queen that makes me somewhat sad to be a gay man.
Barry Obama
you just have to watch
Uh, no you don’t.
Cam
@jake: You said ”
Oh, this is your mascot. Bye bye websWHITE. YOU SUCK.
this makes total sense..this is esentially the face of gay white america, the face of this stupid website. don’t censor me either, unless you’re against the first amendment.”
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Can we just get it straight that the first amendment portects you from being arrested for speaking out against the government. It doesn’t protect you from being punished for speech in the context of a privately held business, website, etc…
Now with that out of the way….Jake, you’re a racist douchebg. This guy is the face of a vapid boring little twink. If you have a problem with White guys, then get some therepy but fuck you for comparing us all to this mess.
Alexander
Wow. That actually seems like a really NICE apartment downtown. Great view, and if it’s just you, man, suck it up. You have a job AND an awesome place to stay? Come on, get down from the Ivory Tower and enjoy your time in a beautiful city!
Richard Haines
He is what is wrong with America. Spoiled, rich and so ethnocentric.
Itstheberries
TOOL.
sidewalk
Light bulbs can be replaced, but a dim bulb upstairs cannot.
sidewalk
btw the lock on the door is to prevent a friend from walking in and seeing/smelling you strain at stool