Davey Wavey Found a Straight Guy to Go Shirtless With
 
 

Sometimes it's hard for the homos to escape their gay ghettos (and townhouses) to learn about other cultures. Namely, the breeders. Sure, we grew up in the world, are subjected to their world every time an Everybody Loves Raymond repeat airs, and have worked aggressively to leave their world behind, but if we're going to insist on everyone "accepting" us, it's worthwhile to get to know them too.

It's hysterical, then, that cewebrity and deportee Davey Wavey had to find the gayest looking straight guy on the web to perform this little experiment.
He's Alex, and he hops around on his ass and performs lap dances in bikinis for the Internet.

 
 
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Comments (17)

No. 1 · Cam

Is somebody on Queerty on this guys payroll, dating him, or under some sort of obligation to this guy?

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm
No. 2 · terrwill

Alex is far from the Gayest lookin straight guy on the internets, and I have something better for him to hop around on………or vice versa!

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 3:59 pm
No. 3 · PML

That was completly pointless… What's with the need to be shritless during the interview? or better yet why is he always without a shirt on his little "skits"?

Yeah, I think Cam is right. If someone is dating him at least you should informed us about it…

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 4:07 pm
No. 4 · benlayvey

I, for one can never get over those luscious nipples. Em..Julian If you are reading this, I still love you…

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
No. 5 · FakeName

Take off that sideways baseball cap you douchebag.

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm
No. 6 · Brent

Fail.
I prefer Alex over "Wavey Davey" any day.

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
No. 7 · boring

is that a dead dog on his bed?

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 8:53 pm
No. 8 · Thom Freeheart

More Davey Wavey, please.

Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 12:00 am
No. 9 · Random

That was a great video! more more more!

Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 12:18 am
No. 10 · Man

They are an awesome duo!

Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 12:19 am
No. 11 · Anthony

Dear Queerty,

For some reason you have become a very popular blog for gay men. Why do you continue to show these videos? Imagine I were straight and happened to wander onto this blog and I clicked on this entry. What do you think my first impression of gay men would be? I promise you it wouldn't be positive. Please, I ask of you, stop showing these videos. They serve no purpose. Your blog used to mean something. The content on this site has been watered down. Do something about it or otherwise your blog risks becoming the gay version of PerezHilton.

Love,
concerned reader

Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 12:32 am
No. 12 · Shawn

O.M.G. Alex is hott… =D

Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 9:17 am
No. 13 · Meowzer

Dear Anthony,
If a straight person would to by chance stumble upon this site, I think the QUEERty would probably give it away. If they stayed and read the articles and watched the videos, then maybe they're not really that straight. Plus, any person of any depth, would know that first impressions are just that… impressions. Getting to know the real person is important. This blog carries many articles relevant to gay society and give true insight into the gay community. As for "watered down" and "Perez Hilton like", I don't think anyone is twisting your arm to come here. There must be something you like or you wouldn't come back.

Love,
Fed Up With Whiners.

Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 9:19 am
No. 14 · OH Charlie

Alex is HOTT!! would rather see Alex than davey wavey….so what's up with that dog

Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 10:16 am
No. 15 · MakeItNotBeTrue

Davey Wavey makes us all look bad, narcissistic, stupid, vapid. What a moron. Please, NO MORE OF HIM ON HERE!!!

Posted: Nov 9, 2009 at 10:30 am
No. 16 · BK

Is that a Pollock on the wall? Like…a real one?

Posted: Nov 9, 2009 at 10:37 pm
No. 17 · scott ny'er

oh snap!!! I think you're correct. That is an effin' Pollock!!!

Posted: Nov 9, 2009 at 11:28 pm
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