We had always hoped that David Archuleta might follow the same path as Clay Aiken—they’re both shy, gay-faced products of the American Idol machine.
Archuleta, who had been seen at New York’s gay dance club Splash last year, denies he’s an Adam Lambert type, though. But we still hoped Archie would at least perform on Broadway like Aiken did in Spamalot.
Alas, we shall have to wait to see him practice the discipline of jazz hands and pop eyes.
David announced tearfully to fans on Monday night that he’s putting the brakes on his musical career to serve a two-year mission with the Church of Latter Day Saints. The Utah crowd predictably hooted and hollered their support.
The always-clever TMZ pretended they were breaking his coming-out announcement (ha ha) and later quotes him as saying: “It’s not because somebody told me that I was supposed to do it, not because that I no longer want to do music anymore, but it’s because it’s the feeling that I felt that I need to do next in my life.”
When he’s back, we suggest he heads straight to The Great White Way and demands the role of Elder Kevin Price in Book of Mormon. He’ll have lived the part by then, after all.
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How are they products of the American Idol machine when they were very successful performers decades before they were on TV? Clay won singing competitions and was in musical theater since he was 5, Archie was a Star Search kid years before Idol. These talented guys are a product of their own work ethic, Idol was just another rung on the ladder.
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No matter how many Mormons come to my door, I will never believe ancient Israelites sailed across the Atlantic, 500 years before Christ, and established a civilization in America. DNA analysis proves, without any doubt, that Native Americans are descended from ancient Siberia, approximately 10,000 years ago — NOT the Israelites.
How smart people, successful people, can believe something so obviously a fraud is just astounding.
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Missions are great because they allow these young kids to see what life is like outside of Utah and Idaho. Upon seeing city living in some cases, or extreme poverty and other harsh conditions in others, many of these missionaries open their damn eyes.
And Red Meat is totally spot on! I live a block away from the apartments some Denver missionaries are housed in (a good, short walking distance from gay strip clubs, bars, video arcades, sex shops, and the greatest vegan ice cream shop known to man!), and those boys are seldom gung ho on the church policies (dogma) anymore. In fact, a couple have been somewhat openly gay. And all of them (regardless of orientation) are pretty openly hot and bothered. They’re 19-21, for fck sake!
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Mormonism proves people will believe anything and will join cults without using the rational side of their brain. Mormonism is complete fiction of a madman. Grow up. Ancient people didn’t know crap about the universe; they made it all up. That anyone believes the bs years later is pathetic beyond all reason.
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My gaydar went off as soon as he was on American Idol. It’s very sad that he doesn’t just come out, has he seen the success of Adam Lambert, Ricky Martin to name a few. Poor thing, I really hope he finds the courage to be himself. He seems like a great human being.
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I think people who are leaving comments have no statistics for what they’re saying. First for a singer who is not promoted he is widely popular. He only uses Twitter and Facebook and still he has thousands of fans all over the world who buy his music and go to his concerts. He’s opened concerts all over Asia this year in huge venues. I doubt a lot of celebrities are able to have concerts in other parts of the world except in the States. Just because he has physical features a lot of girls like doesn’t make him gay. If you’ve met him in person you would know that he is nice and all but not feminine. He’s just nervous on television and he has a high toned voice thus the confusion. Which is why he was so popular on Idol because of his high tenor voice. A lot of people might not see him on the media and stuff because he’s to quite and also a bit stingy on paying for promo but that’s all. I’d rather he became popular because he could actually sing and put out good music in the future. He’s only 20 and so much time ahead of him he’ll figure it out. Let him live his life the way he wants too!! If he wants to go on a mission so what that doesn’t make him weird a lot of people in the world do that. It’s actually takes commitment to do it no one can force him!!
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I think this is all a cover-up for his family to send him off (against his will) to one of the Mormon condowned places that claim to be able to convert gays to straight, since it is a CHOICE or a WHIM anyway (they say). This is why he is so tearful and unenthusiastic in the goodbye videos. He is being forced to go away for these 2 years to “get fixed”. Of course it will never work anymore than a group could take someone and change the color of the eyes they were born with. Can’t wait to see if this actually “comes out” as the real reason for this crazy 2 yar sabatical!
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A lot of Mormon guys come out after the mission is over. The church is very weird and unfair to them on missions. If they are going to break with the church, the Mission is often the push they need.