It’s as if H&M knew that Cristiano Ronaldo was set to launch his new underwear line so the company quickly got David Beckham back into his undies and in front of the camera. This time the soccer stud is filming a spot atop of London rooftops that has him zip-lining from house to house. If only he’d take a direct line to our place. But then again, given your response, y’all might actually prefer John Doe to Becks.
[Photo: Splash/MyNewPlaidPants]
MikeE
I had always found Beckham handsome. His face that is.
I really really dislike his tattoos, although I have nothing against tattoos (I have one), it’s specifically the KIND of tattoo he has that I dislike. It looks like body graffiti.
And from those pics, well, he certainly looks better than I do, but it’s a shame to see he seems to have let himself go a bit.
Ah, if only “letting myself go” could get me results like that.
Katbox
@Red Meat: His face is alright the rest aint.
jwrappaport
Be still my fluttering heart.
hotshot70
Nice bod, hideous tats.
Eiswirth
He should no longer be allowed to remove his shirt. The face is handsome, but his upper body is mediocre, and those tattoos… there aren’t words to describe how disgusting they are.
Taliaferro
Tattoos on someone Beckman’s current age don’t bother and I have three tats. However, I have seen what happens to heavily tattooed bodies when those bodies age, and it ain’t pretty.
TinoTurner
Hes hot but his voice is like boner repellant
yaoming
Handsome face, average bod, ugly tatts… overall: nothing special.
stevens7676
..He is a beautiful man, bottom line!! It irks me seeing others nit picking, what may be disgusting or hideous to you can and is seen as flawless and beautiful to others.. (stay positive..it is healthier)
Sansacro
@Red Meat: Totally.
byronwill
80% of these comments make me deeply deeply sad to identify as a gay man.
MMDD
@byronwill: Eight percent of these posters probably look like Jabba the Hutt…and please don’t assume they’re all gay men. Although I’m no fan of the tats, this gay man here thinks he’s beautiful and loves the fact that he shows skin so freely. His body is absolutely gorgeous. That shot from behind is particularly hot and sexy. (What can I say…I’m an ass man! ;-))
Cam
So he isn’t gay, hasn’t particularly done anything gay, and isn’t involved in sports anymore.
Not sure I get why the post is here. He still looks nice though other than the forearms.
redspyder
:/
Just a Britpick: “David Beckham loses his pants on a London Rooftop” – pants in the UK are underwear. I was expecting very different pictures… lol
NateB79
@MMDD: So you felt the need to be catty about people’s weight in order to let everyone know that your opinion about Beckham is the correct one? Just want to make sure I’m following your logic.
Bumper
There are some terminally jealous people looking down their long noses at an absolutely good looking man. Inside and out. Please, if your going to knock someone down….post your picture for our amusement.
dvlaries
Well, if it’s a slow news day and we need to pad with some fluff, better Beckham (any day!) than another blurb of the inconsequential doings of Nick Gruber.
MMDD
@NateB79: There was nothing catty about my comment, nor was it meant to be related specifically to weight. But if you happen to weigh as much as Jabba the Hutt, then you’ve got more serious issues than getting your panties in a wad over posts on a message board. (And yes, that comment WAS catty.)
Kieran
I haven’t seen arms like that since paging through a copy of Time-Life Book of the Great Lizards.
stanhope
I had to laugh reading some of these comments. It’s a shame that the author’s pics isn’t posted along side the remark. Becks looks great and likely way better than some of these critics. I’m not a big fan of his tattoos but they are his business. What I know is looking at that pic of him leaning over that wall…I’d shoot buckets inside that. To that person who made a comment about his voice..SIRI now let’s you choose a male voice. Let that keep you warm this winter. Some people are just stupid and delusional.
CeciliaRooney
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jwrappaport
@MMDD: Ftw.