David Beckham Reveals Bruises on His Butt Cheek
THE SHOT — Uh oh, is someone getting kinky in bed? Please, Posh Spice is too perfect to be manhandled. “Sex is so 2006, darling,” we can hear her faintly say. So then who is responsible for battering the buttocks of Mr. Beckham? Well, besides being a poster boy for all things gorgeous, David happens to be an all-star athlete. And they tend to get pretty physical out on the field.
Maybe he fell off a barstool or a bike?
P.s. He’s just become a dad, again. The newborn girl’s middle name is “seven” which of course is the number on his jersey. How posh!
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We’re sure it’s bruises and maybe not another of his already-too-many tattoos gone bad…?
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I wouldn’t mind kissing the bruises to make them feel better.
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I don’t understand all the fuss with David Beckham. Gay people should really start paying more attention to the hotter David – David Villa. He is a World Cup champion. Beckham is not. ;)
Of course, link to his hotness is included: http://www.soccer360.co.uk/images/david_villa_photo_01.jpg
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@davidyu: Villa *is* hot but Becks his own charm too (but that “he’s-on-helium” voice of DB’s is a bone-reducer!)
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I’m pretty much obsessed with a few of the Barcelona players. I want to marry this one the most: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc3_ZVBc1uU
But my friends don’t think Xavi is as cute as Villa. Villa’s my husband #2.
Messi is husband #3. I admit he’s not immediately eye-catching, but the way he dribbles and shoots makes me feel naughty down there. He’s only the best player in the world after all. :)
Once again, pictures included: http://fearofbliss.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/messi7.jpg
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Those shorts are superfluous, please have them removed immediately.
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I think of several ways that his buttocks would get bruised. None of it has to do with sports or women.