You’ve seen his bulge plastered on billboards all over the world. David Beckham’s only problem with that? The underwear band read “Emporio Armani,” not “Beckham.”
The soccer star is planning to launch his own underwear line, says The Internet. And if wife Victoria’s breathless comments are to be believed, it won’t be a line featuring any extra padding in the front.
Smart marketing move? Absolutely. Splashing your bits and pieces in form-hugging fabric doesn’t just bring The Gays, but The Straights who want to be you.
Hilarious
Straight guys don’t want to be David Beckham.
Teluride
Yeh but I’d try his body on any time. Sign me up for his undies. knowing his threads and name are strapped around my ass will inspire me to get to the gym on time. He’s going to make a fucking fortune if the product is made well, and judging from his style, it’ll be perf.