David Bradley Won’t See Jail Cell For Texting Political Opponent He’s a ‘Bum Rapist’

David Bradley (pictured), a 29-year-old former Labour party candidate in Britain convicted of sending harassing homophobic text messages to Ed Bramall (whom was selected to represent the party in their district in the general election), will avoid jail time after his eight-week sentence was suspended by a judge, though he must serve 150 hours of community service and pay some nominal fines. Bradley’s defense? He was, like, really stressed out and overtired when he sent those texts, you guys. All thirty-three of them. Even the one that read, “Bearded gays should be buried alive in industrial-sized dog poo holes.”