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Dear Dave Navarro

Dave_Navarro_1_-_2004_VMAs_-_lg.6465091.jpegDear Dave Navarro,

It has come to our understanding that you now confirm your heterosexuality, after sexual “experimentation over the years.”

We here at Queerty would like to offer ourselves to you for your sexuality experiments, should you ever need to give it one last shot. Pardon the pun.

Yes, some of us are involved in romantic relationships, but we’re sure our loved ones would agree to turn a blind eye, as the tryst would be in the name of social science. As long as it’s for the greater good.

Just a thought. Hugs.

(thanks Johnny!)

By:           Queerty
On:           May 16, 2006
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