Brian Dortort’s four-month-old Chihuahua, with the appropriately bourgy name Hudson Hayward Hemingway, went missing from the gay bar Georgie’s Alibi in Florida’s Broward County, where he was throwing a friend’s birthday party. He let another man hold his dog — which he brought to the bar — who then ran off with the $1,000 pooch. The suspect is described “as a thin man about 5 feet 10 inches tall … weigh[ing] about 160 pounds, has short brown hair and tattoos, including one on his arm or neck that says ‘Britney Spears.'” Of course he does.
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Dear Man With the Britney Spears Tattoo: Please Return the Stolen Chihuahua
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Namaste85
and the award for idiot of the century goes to…THE GUY WITH THE BRITNEY ON HIS BACK! COM3ON DOWN AND TURN IN YOUR BALLS AND PENIS!
trickytoro
Is bourgy really an adjective?
j
@trickytoro: I think he means Bourgeoisie.
Adriana
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mystic69
you’re a total fans of Britney man.