Dear Man With the Britney Spears Tattoo: Please Return the Stolen Chihuahua
 
 

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Brian Dortort's four-month-old Chihuahua, with the appropriately bourgy name Hudson Hayward Hemingway, went missing from the gay bar Georgie's Alibi in Florida's Broward County, where he was throwing a friend's birthday party. He let another man hold his dog — which he brought to the bar — who then ran off with the $1,000 pooch. The suspect is described "as a thin man about 5 feet 10 inches tall … weigh[ing] about 160 pounds, has short brown hair and tattoos, including one on his arm or neck that says 'Britney Spears.'" Of course he does.

 
 
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Comments (4)

No. 1 · Namaste85

and the award for idiot of the century goes to…THE GUY WITH THE BRITNEY ON HIS BACK! COM3ON DOWN AND TURN IN YOUR BALLS AND PENIS!

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 at 3:51 pm
No. 2 · trickytoro

Is bourgy really an adjective?

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 at 4:01 pm
No. 3 · j

@trickytoro: I think he means Bourgeoisie.

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 at 11:32 pm
No. 4 · Adriana

Hey People!!!!
Watch Britney Spears SEX TAPE at….

http://britneyspearsex-tape.blogspot.com/

Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy…
Good Quality video… ;-)

Posted: Sep 26, 2009 at 12:23 pm
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