“Dear Paparazzi, Remember: I Kick People’s Asses For a Living”

I think he looks FINE! He’s so virile.

Mar 30, 2009 at 12:01 am · @Reply · Flag

@rogue dandelion: This is a good thing IMO: Bruce Willis is still fuckable – but Sly and Arnie? Not so much.

Mar 30, 2009 at 7:50 am · @Reply · Flag

I stood behind him at Poquito Mas (mexican fast food) on Sunset and was totally surprised to find out he is MY height (5’9″) and VERY VERY compact and tiny…I guess the camera makes you look taller and more buff because he looked like a 14 year old boy with a high hairline. It’s like meeting Tom Cruise who is 5’6″, you just expect more and this little dude walks in and you’re like “HOW?”

Mar 30, 2009 at 1:20 pm · @Reply · Flag

the water must be cold, just saying

Mar 30, 2009 at 8:57 pm · @Reply · Flag

Yeah he is hot, but kinda flat assed. I am an ass-man and this hot dude was short changed with a pan-cake ass.

Apr 5, 2009 at 12:57 am · @Reply · Flag