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Dear Straights: Have No Fear, There’s Always a Queer!

Perhaps you’re unawares, but in great times of sorrow, loss, and sadness, nothing turns that frown upside downlow like a homo! When you’re feeling blue, find a boi! Having a bad day? Get a gay! Current’s Bryan Safi uncovers the “gay ex machina,” a phenomenon best described as: Whenever straight people are in a jam, there’s a homosexual lurking the shadows to sprinkle fairy dust and make everything better! Thank you for being a stereotype, y’all.

By:           editor editor
On:           Sep 3, 2009
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  • 11 Comments
    • Michael
      Michael

      I think I’m developing a little crush on Bryan Safi!

      Sep 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Troy
      Troy

      But who saves the gays? Tinkerbell? Ghost of Paul Lynde? Kathy Griffin?

      Sep 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      LOL The last line was Brutal! LOL

      Sep 3, 2009 at 1:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Derek
      Derek

      GOD THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!!!!

      Sep 3, 2009 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JA
      JA

      that was stupid. this guy always has his panties in a twist about trivial shit.

      Sep 3, 2009 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • daftpunkydavid
      daftpunkydavid

      can someone please tell me what song is playing at the beginning and at the end of the segment? love it!! thx!

      Sep 3, 2009 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lloyd Baltazar
      Lloyd Baltazar

      LOL that was funny hehehehe

      Sep 4, 2009 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hal Shipman
      Hal Shipman

      Oh, God. It’s true. I’d never seen it put like that. It’s our own version of the “Magic Negro.” Fucking hell.

      Sep 5, 2009 at 12:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sebastian
      sebastian

      HI-LA-RI-OUS!!!

      Sep 5, 2009 at 2:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • me
      me

      there’s a reason we’re called “gay”. there’s a reason stereotypes are stereotypes.

      Sep 5, 2009 at 3:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      @JA:

      this guy always has his panties in a twist about trivial shit.

      But yours aren’t?

      Sep 5, 2009 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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