Dear Straights: Have No Fear, There’s Always a Queer!
Perhaps you’re unawares, but in great times of sorrow, loss, and sadness, nothing turns that frown upside downlow like a homo! When you’re feeling blue, find a boi! Having a bad day? Get a gay! Current’s Bryan Safi uncovers the “gay ex machina,” a phenomenon best described as: Whenever straight people are in a jam, there’s a homosexual lurking the shadows to sprinkle fairy dust and make everything better! Thank you for being a stereotype, y’all.
But who saves the gays? Tinkerbell? Ghost of Paul Lynde? Kathy Griffin?
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that was stupid. this guy always has his panties in a twist about trivial shit.
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can someone please tell me what song is playing at the beginning and at the end of the segment? love it!! thx!
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Oh, God. It’s true. I’d never seen it put like that. It’s our own version of the “Magic Negro.” Fucking hell.
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there’s a reason we’re called “gay”. there’s a reason stereotypes are stereotypes.
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I think I’m developing a little crush on Bryan Safi!