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Dear Straights: Have No Fear, There’s Always a Queer!

Perhaps you’re unawares, but in great times of sorrow, loss, and sadness, nothing turns that frown upside downlow like a homo! When you’re feeling blue, find a boi! Having a bad day? Get a gay! Current’s Bryan Safi uncovers the “gay ex machina,” a phenomenon best described as: Whenever straight people are in a jam, there’s a homosexual lurking the shadows to sprinkle fairy dust and make everything better! Thank you for being a stereotype, y’all.

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