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Dear Straights: Have No Fear, There’s Always a Queer!

Perhaps you’re unawares, but in great times of sorrow, loss, and sadness, nothing turns that frown upside downlow like a homo! When you’re feeling blue, find a boi! Having a bad day? Get a gay! Current’s Bryan Safi uncovers the “gay ex machina,” a phenomenon best described as: Whenever straight people are in a jam, there’s a homosexual lurking the shadows to sprinkle fairy dust and make everything better! Thank you for being a stereotype, y’all.

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11 Comments

No. 1 · Michael

I think I’m developing a little crush on Bryan Safi!

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Troy

But who saves the gays? Tinkerbell? Ghost of Paul Lynde? Kathy Griffin?

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Cam

LOL The last line was Brutal! LOL

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 at 1:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Derek

GOD THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!!!!

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · JA

that was stupid. this guy always has his panties in a twist about trivial shit.

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · daftpunkydavid

can someone please tell me what song is playing at the beginning and at the end of the segment? love it!! thx!

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Lloyd Baltazar

LOL that was funny hehehehe

Posted: Sep 4, 2009 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Hal Shipman

Oh, God. It’s true. I’d never seen it put like that. It’s our own version of the “Magic Negro.” Fucking hell.

Posted: Sep 5, 2009 at 12:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · sebastian

HI-LA-RI-OUS!!!

Posted: Sep 5, 2009 at 2:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · me

there’s a reason we’re called “gay”. there’s a reason stereotypes are stereotypes.

Posted: Sep 5, 2009 at 3:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · schlukitz · Member · 3231 comments

@JA:

this guy always has his panties in a twist about trivial shit.

But yours aren’t?

Posted: Sep 5, 2009 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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