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Deep Throat: The Aaron Schock-Paul Ryan Gay Fanfic You Never Knew You Needed

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By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Dec 17, 2013
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  • 16 Comments
    • Gigi Gee
      Gigi Gee

      I’d bury my entire head deep inside Maggie Gallagher’s cooch before I’d touch either one of those shitheads. Heck, if the last people on earth were Shcok, Ryan, Ann Coulter and myself, I’d eat The Coultergeist’s chocolate starfish if it meant never having to be in the same room with either one of those shitheads.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 9:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Both are so hawt!! They remind me of the fit guys at my gym I have fun with….

      Dec 17, 2013 at 11:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79
      NateB79

      Aaron Shock is smoking hot, but Paul Ryan frowns too much and reminds me of Eddie Munster.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read, and I’ve read a lot of things.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 1:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KittyLitter
      KittyLitter

      More gossip.
      Still nothing of substance……..

      Dec 17, 2013 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist
      AuntieChrist

      I could not stop laughing…Best crazy gay porn fiction ever…BJMcFrisky must be juicing his dockers right now.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 2:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      I’ll be honest: I find Aaron as attractive as he is dumb. Paul, on the other hand, suffers from an abundance of neither brawn nor brains.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ppp111
      ppp111

      I think there are many handsome guys in the Right than I’d care to admit. Schock is handsome as is Scott Brown and Paul Ryan. Still, don’t let their looks affect your judgment because we all know how they vote and how it affects us.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Badger88
      Badger88

      @Gigi Gee: So you, a gay man, would prefer two homophobic conservative women (Coulter and Gallagher) over two muscular men who you probably only despise because they’re homophobic and conservative?
      Even for hyperbole, that makes absolutely no sense.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • imperator
      imperator

      I’d get a kick out of tying Shock down and sodomizing him until he swore on his life to vote for single-payer healthcare, banking reform and nationalized daycare. Fuck ‘im in the ass ’til he squeals “regulate!”

      Dec 17, 2013 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sansacro
      Sansacro

      @imperator: Yes!

      Dec 17, 2013 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist
      AuntieChrist

      @ppp111: I almost went there with Ryan, but then I remembered all the hot gay guys that told me everything I wanted to hear til I gave it up and then they dumped me. Yea it’s like that.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonty Coppersmith
      Jonty Coppersmith

      @imperator:

      LOL!!!!

      Dec 17, 2013 at 7:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      IMO Paul isn’t attractive. But Schock? Someone must have the dirt about him because there is no way he’s kept his closeted dick on a leash this whole time.

      Dec 17, 2013 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joetx
      Joetx

      Some ‘mos are pathetic & prove the superficial stereotype. Both Schock & Ryan are, to put it mildly, NOT allies to the LGBT community. Yet here we have some ‘mos who like them anyway.

      Dec 18, 2013 at 1:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      @Joetx: You misunderstand. A person’s physical appeal has nothing whatever to do with their beliefs, morality, or intellect. Have you never had angry sex with a person you don’t like? It’s really quite a lot of fun.

      Dec 18, 2013 at 6:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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