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“Demi Squirted Tit Milk At Me,” Says Madge Bro


Everyone, listen up!

This is a warning: if you see a lactating Demi Moore coming your way, you must either run or prepare to get wet.

Christopher Ciccone, brother of Madonna and lover of the media teet, claims the acclaimed actress once shot her breast milk at him and his lesbian friends at a party.

His lawyers, however, wouldn’t let him include that unverifiable (bullshit?) tale in his recent tell-all:

There are certain stories that don’t end the way that they end in the book. ItÂ’s not really family stuff. ItÂ’s more like – well thereÂ’s a bit in the book about Demi Moore and I dancing on the bar.

SheÂ’’s dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part thatÂ’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.

“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, “How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?” and I said “How the fuck would I know? Call Demi.’

“It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it, but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that — so there’Â’s your juicy tidbit.

Hmmm, it’s a bit more creamy, than juicy, but it sure quenches our thirst!

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 28, 2008
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  • 5 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      Gee, what a shock, a skanky chick who left home at 14 to get away from her skanky mother goes out and acts like….a skank. Color me surprised.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      It has been said that like attracts like. My grandfather used to say that the worst thing in the world was white trash with some money.
      Class is something you just can’t buy and that goes for both the Ciccone as well as the rest of their gang.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • key
      key

      If my brother wrote everything he knows about me it would be one juicy pamphlet.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 6:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek
      CitizenGeek

      David Ciccone makes me sick.

      Aug 28, 2008 at 8:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      Still Madonna inflicts her cheese infested pussy on us now we have to hear that Demi Moore goes around squirting lesbians with her boob juice. These people are creepy and skanky and why do we make them into stars?

      Aug 28, 2008 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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