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“Deport Piers Morgan” Gun Spokesman Alex Jones Thinks Gov’t Is Creating Gays With Juice Boxes

Radio host and Second Amendment champion Alex Jones is the guy who started the online petition to have Piers Morgan deported for challenging gun nuts—the one that garnered more than 100,000 signatures and neccessitated a White House response.

He’s also the guy who warned that “1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms!”

Well, as is usual with these right-wing reactionaries, Jones also has a theory about gay people: In 2010, he told listeners he’d seen documents proving the Feds are engaged in a chemical-warfare operation to turn people gay and decrease the population. How? By pumping MSG into kettle chips, juice boxes and other junk foods.

What a freak. Everyone knows MSG doesn’t cause homosexuality—fluoride in the drinking water does!

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jan 21, 2013
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  • 25 Comments
    • 2eo
      2eo

      Why did you take the last post of this article down and repost it?

      Jan 21, 2013 at 9:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit
      hf2hvit

      It will be a much better world when that guy’s paranoia causes him to blow his own brains out…hopefully, he won’t take anybody else with him

      Jan 21, 2013 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      Another very, very old YouTube video…

      Jan 21, 2013 at 11:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joetx
      Joetx

      Unfortunately, America is FULL of dip$hit$ like him.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 11:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles175
      Charles175

      One thing that I have learned in life is that no one person is either totally void of any accurate information nor is that same person with all correct information either. This is the nature of being human, the nature of one who genuinely seeks truth. True, scientists have discovered that certain chemicals found in commonly discarded plastics have caused hermaphroditic fish. As far as fluoride, I don’t know. What I do know is being to the “right” politically speaking these days has to do with being associated with the Religious Right movement. In this, conservatives of today are not like what they were many decades ago, that is they were, once upon a time, Constitutionalists. Jones is of the original mindset of the Founding Fathers. A Constitutionalist who is not affiliated with, associated with any religion. In his profound passion, in his witnessing the rendering impotent this document, and in his frustration, struggling to get people to wake up to what is happening, and as a mere mortal human, he is bound to make hasty comments. In retrospect, just as modern conservatives have always seen us gays unfairly as a mere sex act (through the lens of the Religious Right) an nothing more, neither should we Judge this person by one potential misinformation he has publicly stated eithe

      Jan 21, 2013 at 12:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles175
      Charles175

      @2eo: Because of my post. I had a copy and re-posted it here again.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      @Charles175: People love to make broad generalizations about the “founding fathers” as though they were some homogeneous group. Truth is they were philosophically and religiously diverse and not at all of “one mind” with regard to the new republic and its government. As for Alex Jones and his notion that the US Constitution is being “rendered impotent,” I can only say I believe history shows he is entirely incorrect. The document is proving its flexibility and its brilliance all the time. Retreating into sentimental and inaccurate understandings of the “founding fathers” is the folly of lightweights.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      I love visiting conspiracy sites because around 95% of the people commenting on them are religious right wing psychos (like there’s any other kind!)
      Many of them believe that leftists, atheists, gays, muslims, jews, feminists, government etc… are all conspiring together to take down “christian America”. In fact, their whole way of thinking is that if you don’t share their religious beliefs, you’re part of the “illuminati agenda”.
      I kid you not, these people seriously believe that the government is hiding that man walked with dinosaurs, that music videos are brainwashing kids, and that government agencies practise black magic.

      Alex Jones is the tip of a very cray cray, mentally unstable ice berg

      Jan 21, 2013 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      He admits that he catches himself drinking out of the gay creating government conspiracy delivery methods. Wouldn’t that mean he is gay!?! Seriously, if you are going to make the argument that x leads to y then you have to make the case that all people that take x become y not just a select few. So, since he admits to taking x he should most certainly be y.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 1:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Little-Kiwi
      Little-Kiwi

      what an insane idiot. it’s a good thing he doesn’t have any guns.

      oh,wait…..crap

      fun fact: Alex Jones is BJ McFrisky’s dad.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      @Charles175: Blah blah, trying to be reasonable but actually as batshit insane as the rest. Sunshine if I can make a room of David Icke supporters shut the fuck up what chance do you have of getting this drivel past me [or anyone for that matter].

      What is it with conspiracy nutters poisoning everywhere they’re not wanted. Though that is everywhere. Tell us about the dad laughing at Sandy Hook, or how IBM faked the moon landing with help from Halliburton.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 3:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      I thought it was supposed to be soy that did that.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawster
      Dawster

      I was was under the belief straight sex created gays. shows how little i know…

      Jan 21, 2013 at 7:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Windsor519
      Windsor519

      He looks like shit for only being 38.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 8:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vklortho
      vklortho

      I love Chinese food and kettle chips. It all makes so much sense now!

      Jan 21, 2013 at 8:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kevin B
      Kevin B

      The scary part isn’t that Alex Jones and his ilk are out there. The scary part is that they have an audience. It never ceases to amaze me how gullible people are willing to be if you tell them that they’re actually in on a secret…

      Jan 21, 2013 at 8:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jakanada
      jakanada

      Except that homosexuality isn’t correlated with high estrogen levels. Science 1, Jones 0.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 8:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles175
      Charles175

      @Aidan8: We could argue this for a long time but this would be fruitless. I’m not going to be around for too long. I hope that you yourself live long enough to see the repeat of history that I clearly see coming. It will be through this new power of computer and science technologies that it will be worse than ever. It is written, “For they (the people) perish for lack of knowledge”. And for 2eo, it is written, “They look and do not see. They hear but do not perceive”. To these, wisdom is like unto a foreign language. As you say, it all sounds like drivel.

      Jan 21, 2013 at 9:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charli Girl
      Charli Girl

      Ummm shall we start a petition to deport him to “nutville”????

      Jan 21, 2013 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      @Charles175: My dear Charles, proof-texting is no way to make a point… unless you’re preaching to the choir. The bubble of modern evangelical Christianity is circular, self-referential, and acontextual… when in the bubble, all manner of facts and reason appear irrelevant. Or as you might say… evidencing a “lack of knowledge.”

      Other than that, I’ll just add that it is ALSO written:

      “In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the People.” – Eugene V. Debs

      Jan 22, 2013 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles175
      Charles175

      @Aidan8: As I said initially, no one person has all the answers and no one person has all misinformation. This for those that are in the pursuit of truth. I am not affiliated with nor part of any religion. For no greater blood has been shed then that of the blood shed in the name of religion. Religion and BLIND patriotism are used to control the masses. People not having or ignoring knowledge pertinent to the future of any society lays itself open for to be exploited by those that seek power over said people. I will be dead soon from ALS. I don’t have the energy for debates, merely comments here and there.

      Jan 22, 2013 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      @Charles175: I put down my debate pen and wish you the best for the time you have left. My it be well-lived.

      Jan 22, 2013 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      @Charles175: I put down my debate pen and wish you the best for the time you have left. May it be well-lived and peaceful.

      Jan 22, 2013 at 12:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stevenw
      Stevenw

      Dear USA,

      Please, please keep Piers Morgan. We don’t want him back; even his own mother doesn’t want him back.

      Yours,
      UK

      Jan 22, 2013 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hojuruku
      hojuruku

      Alex Jones response to Australia’s gay left (Queerty) who are still attacking him over the huffington post Juicebox affair. I made this in defense of Alex but youtube wont let me put it up as a video response. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU9y4ryrdLc He says you gay trolls are going to hell! Good JOB ALEX!

      Yes I tipped him off so he could give it back to you, live to millions – more people than ever reads this crap arse site. I hope you enjoy the free publicity.

      Jan 25, 2013 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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