The producer of the new Desperate Housewives videogame claims she is trying to attract female players, but we suspect it will be a bigger hit with all the fags who have dreamed of the day they could have a conversation (even a computerized one) with Bree Van De Kamp.
In the game you play an entirely new housewife, and can be a nice neighbor or complete bitch. Plus you’ll be able to do whatever you want on Wisteria Lane, including “uncover or create new scandals.” We hope it is possible to sneakily take pictures of the wizened Teri Hatcher with no makeup on and hold them for ransom.
