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Despite Leading Independent Research, Sarah Palin Can Give Gays Pleasure

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Because the custody battle between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston isn’t enough to fuel your Sarah Palin angst, how about you find some release with this new companion?

Sarah’s Big O, as its creators are calling it, costs $44.97 and “is vacuum lock ready.” You know, for those tough to reach places. Order here, through this possibly NSFW website.

(Yes, this is a slow news week, leave us alone!)

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By: editor editor
On: Dec 29, 2009
Tagged: dildos, Sarah Palin, Sex

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No. 1 · REBELComx
Oh joy. So, as President or not, she still gets to fuck the American public.

Dec 29, 2009 at 11:26 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments
This is the first step of her abstinence program…….

Dec 29, 2009 at 11:34 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · RomanHans
(Q) What’s the difference between Sarah Palin and a dildo?

(A) A dildo occasionally gets its head out of ass.

Dec 29, 2009 at 2:54 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · ioni
Oh, excellent!

Dec 30, 2009 at 12:43 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Fitz · Member · 1653 comments
It should come with a T-Shirt that proudly says “I got fucked by Sarah palin.”

Dec 30, 2009 at 9:40 am · @Reply · Flag