Diana Butler A Gay?
 
 

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Princess Diana's former butler Paul Burrell's probably shitting his pants right now. Sources claim that the 49-year old gets his rocks off cruising for gay sex. One person told the press: "Whenever he got the urge he'd say, ‘My chemicals are up. I need a man!'" Ew.

Daily Star reports that Burrell fears the allegations will negatively impact his business:

Paul’s management team are particularly worried his huge US fanbase will be stunned at the allegations, which were made yesterday, and turn their backs on his books, home furnishings line and even etiquette classes.

Wait, wait. They're worried gay allegations will harm his "home furnishings line and even etiquette classes"? It seems to us this shit can only help sales – everyone knows we gays are experts on such things!

 
 
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Comments (5)

No. 1 · hells kitchen guy

I thought everybody knew dude was a poofter.

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 9:58 am
No. 2 · todd

Uh, you think?

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 11:47 am
No. 3 · Jack Jett

I hear a collective

DUH!!!!!!!!!!

when reading this headline.

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 12:31 pm
No. 4 · Ken

Yeah, sorry, Paul. I didn't know you thought I thought you were straight.

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 1:23 pm
No. 5 · Phoenix

So he wasn't out? Huh, coulda fooled me.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 12:15 am
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