You know that annoying cocktail party game, “Which 5 People Would You Invite to Dinner?” Well sorry, but neither Jesus nor Sen. John Ensign are going to RSVP. A more realistic version of that game, then, is “What 2 Media Personalities Would You Like to Appear on the Same Cable Chat Show?” Obviously you answered The View‘s Joy Behar and Bigotville’s Ann Coulter.
First, let’s get this out of the way: The blonde hatemongerer has never looked better. Also, this: Ms. Coulter did not insist Facebook reinstate that poll about whether Obama should be murdered!
And if you didn’t get enough? Revisit their last encounter, which was, uh, pleasant.