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Did Paris Hilton’s Brother Barron Star in a ‘Hardcore Gay Sex Tape’ Beloved by Male Models?

barron-hilton-paris-brotherPage Six has this gem for all of us to wonder about: “Which younger brother of an infamous socialite appears in a hardcore gay sex tape that’s making the rounds in the male modeling world?” God, this thing actually sounds kind of hot. I mean, if male models watch it instead of just masturbating in the mirrors, it’s gotta be good, right? Here are our guesses as to the mysterious socialite sibling star:

 

  1. Barron Nicholas Hilton II: Paris Hilton apparently has two brothers, both with terrible names. Barron is definitely cut from the same cloth as Paris in more than hereditary ways: at the tender age of 18, he also got into a DUI crash. And she also made a sex tape too! Back in 2007, Gawker joked about him being gay, saying: “Because that’s what we’ve heard, that he’s totally a gay!” But then a few weeks ago he tweeted, “Being dragged by @VanessaDuBasso to see Twilight… #DedicatedBoyfriend.” And this “girlfriend” (beard?!) tweeted back the same thing. Apparently Barron forced her to make this Twitter, so clearly he is forcing her to publicly announce their relationship in order to achieve full beard status. Right?
  2. Dakota Lohan: Okay, we’re only throwing this out there because Lindsay is the infamous-est of infamous socialites. The infamiest! And we didn’t know she had a brother until we Googled it. But this kid is 15, and while we wouldn’t hold it above male models to gawk at kiddie porn, we’re just going to perish the thought.
  3. Rob Kardashian: He’s 24 and has dated ex-Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon, but then he cheated on her. It doesn’t say with whom in this article. It could’ve been a man! Who he now made a gay sex tape with down the road! Maybe!

Heidi Montag’s stepbrother is dead, Tinsley Mortimer doesn’t have a brother, and Nicole Richie is adopted, so we’re done for now. Maybe the joke of this “infamous socialite” blind item is that the socialite is actually not famous—you know how the “in-” prefix makes words mean the opposite—and they’re being clever. Anyway, tell us your guesses in the comments. Or send us a tip in an email.

(Photo: Facebook.)

By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Dec 1, 2011
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  • 15 Comments
    • cursif
      cursif

      lohan has another brother michael jr who isn’t jailbait.

      Dec 1, 2011 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      I wouldn’t shock me in the slightest if Barron had a gay sex tape…that said, I thought all those male models in NYC were straight. That’s what the fashion world has been parading for years.

      Dec 1, 2011 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evan Mulvihill
      Evan Mulvihill

      @cursif: How did I miss him?

      Dec 1, 2011 at 2:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      “”because Lindsay is the infamous-est of infamous socialites.”"
      ___________________

      I get what you mean, but I think technically Lohan isn’t a socialite. Originally socialites were people that appeared in the social register and Lohan and her family in no way would qualify.

      Dec 1, 2011 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evan Mulvihill
      Evan Mulvihill

      @Cam: I don’t think Page Six would use that definition.

      Dec 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evan Mulvihill
      Evan Mulvihill

      @Cam: But I duly note your point!

      Dec 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Evan Mulvihill:

      LOL, I know, I was going to say what I THINK her label would be…but I had an attack of “Lets not kick her when she’s down-ites” lol

      Dec 1, 2011 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BobP
      BobP

      Do you folks even know what socialite means?

      Dec 1, 2011 at 5:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Raldog
      Raldog

      Conrad Hilton

      Dec 1, 2011 at 8:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • barca
      barca

      Barron Hilton…a good friend saw it three days ago before any news came out in the blogosphere. As Page 6 says, it’s being passed around the model world in NYC

      Dec 1, 2011 at 10:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steve sydney
      steve sydney

      Lindsay is not a socialite.. she’s just a hot mess of a bad actress. I thought this was widely known…

      Dec 1, 2011 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dennis
      Dennis

      Don’t get a gay vibe from Hilton or Michael Lohan Jr. Certainly isn’t the under-aged Dakota Lohan. It has to be Kardashian, who BTW, gives off a gay vibe.

      Dec 2, 2011 at 3:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • leo
      leo

      The male model in the sextape is Tomas Skoloudik, not very sure about who the Socialite brother is…

      Jul 15, 2012 at 8:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daggerman
      Daggerman

      ..there is something even more reveling than being an ‘out’ Gay! Remaining firmly in the closet because there are so many that if we ever knew….the whole human world would die of shock!

      Apr 16, 2013 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spacegod
      spacegod

      Yes, Alex, the answer is: the top three people I would never want to see in a sex tape.

      May 29, 2013 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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